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Getting caught wanking by your mum 44 26.67%
Having a dream where you have sex with your mum 45 27.27%
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Old 09-25-2012, 05:16 PM   #41
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Old 09-25-2012, 05:24 PM   #42
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This so much.

And I can only provide my insight if pics are provided too

Now srsly, do you find your mother hot?
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Old 09-25-2012, 05:44 PM   #43
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Now srsly, do you find your mother hot?

I am aware that she is good looking, and some times I feel like women that I find hot kinda look like her





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Old 09-25-2012, 06:01 PM   #44
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:45 PM   #45
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I am aware that she is good looking, and some times I feel like women that I find hot kinda look like her

Well, I didn't think "loving your mother" meant you wanted to date her...
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:36 PM   #46
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Options 2 and 3 are the only acceptable choices. Shame on the rest of you.
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Old 09-26-2012, 01:05 AM   #47
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first one, iv heard the latter is common. but bro... dont tell us that.
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Old 09-26-2012, 10:54 AM   #48
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Do you have a picture of your mum?
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Old 09-26-2012, 01:17 PM   #49
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Old 09-26-2012, 01:21 PM   #50
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Old 09-26-2012, 01:28 PM   #51
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Old 09-26-2012, 01:45 PM   #52
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:29 AM   #54
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:25 AM   #55
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My question is, why were you fapping with the door unlocked anyway? Do you people not know to go into the bathroom, lock the door, and then fap away? *throws hands up in the air*
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:33 PM   #56
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I was in the living room. She never normally comes down after 10pm. It was like 1am. Uh.
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