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Old 09-26-2012, 06:20 PM   #41
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Who the **** is Kate Upton? Seriously, like what is her profession?

Sucking my dick

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Old 09-26-2012, 06:20 PM   #42
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Seriously, like what is her profession?

Being hot.



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Old 09-26-2012, 06:31 PM   #43
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Kate Upton does not look 20 but she is.
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Old 09-26-2012, 06:32 PM   #44
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Kate Upton does not look 20 but she is.

What age does she look?


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Old 09-26-2012, 07:19 PM   #45
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someone find that thread please...
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But theres no reason why i cant be free like a raspberry stuck to the back of a horny elephants ass.

This is maybe the worst comparison in the history of comparisons.
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Old 09-26-2012, 07:22 PM   #46
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Kate Upton thread!

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Old 09-26-2012, 07:24 PM   #47
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What age does she look?

25. Not any older, not any younger.
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Old 09-26-2012, 07:28 PM   #48
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[IMG]http://topwalls.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/kate-upton9.jpg[IMG]

I've been avoiding those images as I understand hand bras and the like are off limits

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25. Not any older, not any younger.

Yep. Weird to think that I'm the same age as her. Why the hell am I not banging a chick like her?
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Old 09-26-2012, 07:30 PM   #49
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Sounds like a plan. Shes got a boyfriend though, she shouldnt have given me her number so quickly. That put me in an awkward spot.


Sounds like you might be misinterpreting her gesture.
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Old 09-26-2012, 07:31 PM   #50
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I've been avoiding those images as I understand hand bras and the like are off limits


GAY








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Old 09-26-2012, 07:32 PM   #51
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Old 09-26-2012, 07:33 PM   #52
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Yep. Weird to think that I'm the same age as her. Why the hell am I not banging a chick like her?

I know that exact feel man. The very same feel.
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Old 09-26-2012, 07:35 PM   #53
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She's 20?!?!

What the ****
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Old 09-26-2012, 07:37 PM   #54
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She's 20?!?!

What the ****


Must be dem hormones in our milk/beef.
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Old 09-26-2012, 07:40 PM   #55
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She's 20?!?!

What the ****

Yeah man and just to think I'm 20 in two months makes me sort of confused that she could look like that and still be that young.
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Old 09-26-2012, 07:57 PM   #56
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Yep. Weird to think that I'm the same age as her. Why the hell am I not banging a chick like her?


'Cause chicks like her are poisonous cunts with no soul.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:03 PM   #57
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'Cause chicks like her are poisonous cunts with no soul.

But she's soooooo cute. And I want to bury my face in her tits.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:10 PM   #58
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:17 PM   #59
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But she's soooooo cute. And I want to bury my face in her tits.


While I agree entirely, in order to be banging her on the reg, you'd need to be having some other kind of social interaction with her. And she's probably (not definitely,I could be wrong) a ****ing boring, irritating moron.
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While I agree entirely, in order to be banging her on the reg, you'd need to be having some other kind of social interaction with her. And she's probably (not definitely,I could be wrong) a ****ing boring, irritating moron.


worth it.
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