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Stick it underneath tables, chairs, etc. because I'm a dirty asshole. 7 5.60%
Throw it in the garbage bin, because I'm a civilized human being. 77 61.60%
I swallow it. 25 20.00%
I don't chew gum. 16 12.80%
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:21 PM   #21
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Blow it into a bubble and stick it onto a passing child's hair.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:26 PM   #22
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Stick it under tables and desks at the library.
you dirty asshole
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:28 PM   #23
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I misread it as cum disposal
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:29 PM   #24
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Do what every other decent individual does. Spit it into orbit.
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:16 PM   #25
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mwahahaha how does my gum feel like suckers!!!!
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:45 PM   #26
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I put my gum up my nose.

Then I blow it out later.
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:48 PM   #27
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I have perfected the art of spitting it over 10 foot in front of me. I spit it into gardens.
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:01 PM   #28
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If I'm in class, I stick it under the desk, if I'm out, I spit it then kick it while midair. Unless I'm close to a bin.
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Old 09-29-2012, 05:12 PM   #29
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Whenever I don't finish my food, I throw it at people, like cheddar.
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Old 09-29-2012, 05:16 PM   #30
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Throw it in the trash can goddammit.
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Old 09-29-2012, 05:18 PM   #31
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Old 09-29-2012, 05:21 PM   #32
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When I see a girl with a nice booty, I like to use Bubbalicious more than any other brand to smear my gum all over her ass.
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Old 09-29-2012, 05:50 PM   #33
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I rarely chew gum, but i usually throw it in the bin, if there is no bin around, then i swallow it. I find it disgusting to stick gum to things.
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Old 09-29-2012, 06:01 PM   #34
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I toss it into a bin or if I'm in class I just stick it under the table so my gum can meet its other friends stuck under the table.
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Old 09-29-2012, 06:02 PM   #35
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The poll choices clearly show bias.
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Old 09-29-2012, 06:20 PM   #36
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Da fuck is wrong with you?!
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