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Old 09-26-2012, 08:10 PM   #21
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This is an extensive vetting process. I need twelve years of your internet history and the last three months of your last.fm charts.

I play jazz lute.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:10 PM   #22
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What about your plans for a moon base? How will you pay for these, apart from stringent taxes on butt-gifs?

**** the moon bro, we still need to colonize the uncivilized heathens in the Metal forum. One thing at a time.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:10 PM   #23
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Well if you insist on me being your VP, I guess I'll take the position.

i called it first, bitch.

i promise to be a Vice President who follows in the footsteps of Joe Biden and largely remain unnoticed/ignored in the shadows only to occasionally come out and say something funny every once in a while.

i'll be the comedic relief not that UG wants, but that UG needs.

edit: and in the case of Last.fm charts, you know we be compatible girl.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:11 PM   #24
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What are you gonna do about ichikawasaki and the rest of these weaboos getting uppity and not knowing their place.

Pay them $.77 to ever $1.00 us normal folk make.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:11 PM   #25
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I would privatize the pony thread and open it up to market competition. Implement a strong PPPP policy (pay-per-pony-picture) and use the extra money to wage war on the Trivium thread.

Basically if we put barriers to their posting, they will self-deport themselves.

Oooooh. I do like the sound of that. Mostly the war on the Trivium thread part. Though I rarely see eye-to-eye with you musically, I can always support less Trivium*

*disclaimer: I don't actually know what a Trivium is, but I'm willing to bet it's another metal band I don't like and have no interest in. Do not take this as an invitation to educate me with youtube links.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:11 PM   #26
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Pay them $.77 to ever $1.00 us normal folk make.

but we don't get paid
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:12 PM   #27
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i called it first, bitch.

i promise to be a Vice President who follows in the footsteps of Joe Biden and largely remain unnoticed/ignored in the shadows only to occasionally come out and say something funny every once in a while.

i'll be the comedic relief not that UG wants, but that UG needs.

Hm.... I'm intrigued.

Tell me a racially insensitive joke pertaining to non-whites and cornerstores.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:13 PM   #28
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Due you got my vote.

those weird bronies creep me the **** out. pony cosplay? someone get me a stick so I can beat those mutants.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:14 PM   #29
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PM you pony porn every tuesday and thursday night

Suddenly less interested.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:15 PM   #30
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Hm.... I'm intrigued.

Tell me a racially insensitive joke pertaining to non-whites and cornerstores.

But Joe Biden isn't funny. You should pick me, I won the "worst humor" award or something, I think. Maybe I got second, at any rate that jackass is too funny to be your VP.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:16 PM   #31
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Hm.... I'm intrigued.

Tell me a racially insensitive joke pertaining to non-whites and cornerstores.

My great grandfather once owned a cornerstore where you could buy a large variety of nuts.

Cashews, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, brazil nuts...

did you know brazil nuts are also called "nigger toes"?
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:17 PM   #32
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**** the moon bro, we still need to colonize the uncivilized heathens in the Metal forum. One thing at a time.


This is a strategy typical of w€$t€rn/Am€rikkkan imp€rialists, turning marginalised cultures into an 'other' lacking in civilisation, which is then provided for by the invasion of the marginalised culture and the exploitation of it's economic resources. I call for immediate protracted people's war for the joint dictatorship of the Hessian proletariat and peasantry to prevent this corporate puppets rise to power.



...alright, I'll take my coat.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:20 PM   #33
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I make interesting threads, covering all interests of pit life - Medical, such as my erectile dysfunction thread, People who like puppies, such as my captioned puppy thread, and inadvertedly furries with a picture of the pink panther and a chick, but that was when I had no idea what a furry was and they are disgusting. I also report valuable news information from the great news source that is powerbuzz and I don't think the death grips are shit nor do I think TGA are good. I'll also suck your dick if you come to my house in new zealand, but I'm not actually a new zealander, and if I become successful I will show my birth certificate or passport with a whole load of shit blanked out to prove I'm not.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:20 PM   #34
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This is an extensive vetting process. I need twelve years of your internet history and the last three months of your last.fm charts.


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Old 09-26-2012, 08:21 PM   #35
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you should make neitsche your VP because it's fitting
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:23 PM   #36
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I also invented the phrase "Forever Road Blows My Load", and was instrumental in the downfall and removal of his wikipedia page. Also, Seeney and I rap battled, and I won.
I have had a 13cm tube stuck up my anus, which has prepared me for the hard times that could come from serving under an all supreme leader like yourself.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:36 PM   #37
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Due, I wonder who scrounged up liner notes for 24 Hour Revenge Therapy one stormy night last year?

Me, that's who.

Time to pay your dues!
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:40 PM   #38
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You win via the power of Blake.

jakesmellspoo you can be campaign manager and spaztiko can be my First Bitch if he accepts.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:43 PM   #39
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I dont use last.fm because I buy all my music in CDs.
They're cheap enough. Most of its IRON MAIDEN'S entire catalouge, except for the albums done with Blaze Faggatron 5000 because he sucks and isn't bruce dickinson.
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:45 PM   #40
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