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Old 09-26-2012, 09:01 PM   #1
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hey everybody



now listen

theres a candidate for this election or whatever
who represents everything the pit wants
and needs in a leader
the other candidates
are gonna try to drag him down in the mud
but he is gonna remain squeaky clean
no matter what
it's like he's an eel covered in
a thick transparent protective ooze
that renders him invulnerable to the filth
of conventional guitar message board politics
and on election day he will shed his gel-like crust
and stand proudly
as the sole fresh candidate
voting for any other candidate
is like putting your clean white sock
in the dirty clothes hamper
a waste



vote for due 07
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:02 PM   #2
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:02 PM   #3
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Doesn't he already have a thread?
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:05 PM   #4
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:07 PM   #5
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A vote for due is a vote for a guy? in funny looking pants.
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:14 PM   #6
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Every time due posts, he shoots the power of a thousand facts at Pit dwellers.
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:15 PM   #7
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Every time due posts, he shoots the power of a thousand facts at Pit dwellers.

Every time Due posts Vladamir Putin kills a puppy.
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:20 PM   #8
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I have my own thread. I'm allowed to have surrogates. Ain't no surrogate like a crazy depressed nihilistic surrogate!
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:21 PM   #9
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Old 09-26-2012, 09:44 PM   #10
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Every time Due posts Vladamir Putin kills a puppy.

base lies!!
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Old 09-26-2012, 10:03 PM   #11
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You fool. That's the Kommie Death Grip he's using.
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