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Old 09-27-2012, 06:17 PM   #1
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Vote for porn, don't vote for blake

Don't vote for blake he is part of the conspiracy known as Operation Freeze My Computer, it had froze my computer in the past, where I couldn't go on UG in time to stop guitarxo from posting a question, where blake answered yes for having sex with some loser in a dorm room, but that wasn't the case, because it seems now we all know that guitarxo is a girl pretending to be another girl, and we for sure now know that she wants to do a porno with me, and no other male, that's why she posted some shit related to a porn video, because she knows about my future porno watches.

So I give my vote for porn.

If you vote for blake, everytime you watch porn and get to your good part, your computer will freeze.

Blake's people will kick down your door and burn and destroy any last copy of porn you have left.

Voting for blake is like voting for Romney.

Romney wants to destroy your porn collection with fire, not jizz.

If you are worried about your fpw(Future Porno Watches), then vote for porn.

Vote 'bama, cuz you want no drama, and no jail.
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:26 PM   #2
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:27 PM   #3
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:29 PM   #4
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Conspiracies are never funny, unless it involves a moon
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:30 PM   #5
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:32 PM   #6
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:34 PM   #7
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:37 PM   #8
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Jake, I thought we was cool.


If a girl kept mentioning her fist to me during a conversation, does that mean, she wants me to fist her?

Also her name begins with an S, like Shirley.
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:39 PM   #9
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Fist me and call me mommy.
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:41 PM   #10
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Fist me and call me mommy.


but your profile says you have a penis.
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:42 PM   #11
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:43 PM   #12
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:44 PM   #13
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inb4 guitarxo posts that she loves books
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:45 PM   #14
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:45 PM   #15
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but your profile says you have a penis.

How does that prevent you from calling me mommy
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:48 PM   #16
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:53 PM   #17
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Not everyone's mother is chicks with dicks material.
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:54 PM   #18
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Not everyone's mother is chicks with dicks material.

How do you know I'm not
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:54 PM   #19
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Who's mother are you?
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Old 09-27-2012, 06:55 PM   #20
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Do you have a hot daughter?
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