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Old 09-27-2012, 07:25 AM   #1
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The Tanglewoodguit campaign trail

People of UG.

You may me looking at me and thinking, 'I don't know this guy, who is he?!'

I've been within the mob that is, UG, for a long time now. I've done my stint as a 'popular user', and now I'm content to sit in the background and make sure everything runs smoothly.

But, if I'm elected (which I admit, is a small chance with some of the candidates are running), I will bring UG back to it's feet.

I remember when we didn't have terrible threads clogging up our precious pit.

I remember when adbots were an occasional annoyance, rather than a daily chore.

I remember when the wild pear roamed free amongst the plains.

And I've also done some funny shit in the past which has made tonnes of you laugh.

So, UG I compel you. A vote for Tanglewoodguit is not only a vote well spent, but a vote well earned.

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Old 09-27-2012, 07:26 AM   #2
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I'll give up my allegiance for Whoomit if promised a lucrative place on your cabinet.


And not the storage kind either!
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Old 09-27-2012, 07:28 AM   #3
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What would you bring to my cabinet? I'm all for campaigners but I'm not in for a cheap vote.
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Old 09-27-2012, 07:30 AM   #4
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Sorry. Whoomit's really hawt so he gets my vote.
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Old 09-27-2012, 07:30 AM   #5
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Secrets about other candidates, access to lunch photos if that's what the public desires, and a knack for getting bad haircuts so the rest of the world doesn't have to.
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Old 09-27-2012, 07:34 AM   #6
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Secrets about other candidates, access to lunch photos if that's what the public desires, and a knack for getting bad haircuts so the rest of the world doesn't have to.


I like your style kid.
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Old 09-27-2012, 07:38 AM   #7
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I remember you dude. Why should I cast my vote with you? Will you send us pictures of your mother?
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Old 09-27-2012, 07:41 AM   #8
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I'll vote for you if you send me pics of his ^ mother
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Old 09-27-2012, 07:43 AM   #9
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And I like being Vice-President
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:00 AM   #10
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I remember when the wild pear roamed free amongst the plains.


You've got my vote.
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:07 AM   #11
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psshh, i have it under good authority that tanglewoodguit doesn't even OWN a tanglewood guitar.

vote whoomit, he actually cares.
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:37 AM   #12
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psshh, i have it under good authority that tanglewoodguit doesn't even OWN a tanglewood guitar.

vote whoomit, he actually cares.


I did, but alas I sold it for a far better one.
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Old 09-27-2012, 09:39 AM   #13
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Tangle is a sexy guy eh beats people's asses and doesn't afraid of anything
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Old 09-27-2012, 09:44 AM   #14
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I hereby rename this thread 'Desperation and sweaty palms: The story of The Tanglewoodguit campaign fail'.
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Old 09-27-2012, 09:54 AM   #15
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I withdraw support for Mr. Tanglewoodguit.
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:27 AM   #16
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:47 AM   #17
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you bring shame to the haxball thread, shame i tell you, shame
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Old 09-27-2012, 10:50 AM   #18
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I heard Tangle has a fetish for tubby ginger boys and has tonnes of pictures of one stored on his hard drive.
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:02 AM   #19
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Sorry. Whoomit's really hawt so he gets my vote.

This.


He's much better looking than Tanglewood, that's for sure.
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:31 AM   #20
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