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Old 09-27-2012, 08:15 AM   #1
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"Have you ever played your guitar with so much emotion that women literally cried?"

Got this email from Tom Hess:

"Have you ever played your guitar with so much emotion that women literally cried?
I have... and it is one of the most rewarding musical experiences you can possibly imagine.
There are certain musical things you can do on your guitar that are so emotionally powerful
that you and others around you are sure to have a deep emotional experience. You don't have
to play anything complicated, nor fast, nor fancy... but you do need to understand how to
create such strong emotions in your guitar playing. Read all about it at:"

So. Has anyone apart from Tom Hess played guitar with so much emotion that they made a woman cry? Or is he talking absolute bollocks?
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:16 AM   #2
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I was once invited to play at an old people's home. They all wept with regret.
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:16 AM   #3
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No, but I once made a chick cry by smashing my guitar over her head.
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:17 AM   #4
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:18 AM   #5
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It was accompanied by a poem and i believe that made them cry. The playing was a bonus.
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:20 AM   #6
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I saw this. Laughed so much.

Probably cried from fear.
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:23 AM   #7
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:28 AM   #8
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**** that, my guitar playing cured a young lad's cancer...









I say cured...... he hung himself with his shoelaces.







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Old 09-27-2012, 08:29 AM   #9
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:31 AM   #10
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I'm sure that when I started out I made many women tear up due to my playing. Nosebleeds are also quite possible too.
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:37 AM   #11
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I made myself cry by playing today, does that count?
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:39 AM   #12
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The guitar solos of In The Presence of Enemies, pt 1 and The Ministry of Lost Souls did. :3
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:40 AM   #13
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Can you be taught how to play with emotion and feeling or is it something that you just have?
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:41 AM   #14
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:41 AM   #15
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Never made them cry, but I have played so ****in' loud I blew their clothes off
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:43 AM   #16
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Only if you're a girl.
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Old 09-27-2012, 08:50 AM   #17
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Old 09-27-2012, 09:01 AM   #18
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Making women cry is cool and stuff, but the real challenge is making men cry.

Russian men.






























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Old 09-27-2012, 09:03 AM   #19
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All bitches ever do is initially act impressed with my talents, but then despise them because I spend time on my hobbies. It's like shit, how do you think I got good at something? Not spending it all day with bitching in my ear that's for sure>>

Anyway I'm pretty sure the average girl would cry over the songs lyrics than anything else.
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Old 09-27-2012, 09:04 AM   #20
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Made a girl cry ones... I played a song that played on the funeral of a family member that just died... I had no idea... we hugged, then we had sex.

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