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Old 09-27-2012, 12:15 PM   #1
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Beta moments

We all have had them. Post them.

I'll share one.

I sort of liked a girl. We'd hang out. She'd stand me up sometimes, so I stopped associating with her as much. We had a big long talk about it one day, and she promises to hangout with me on a certain day. I agree. I go to meet her, and she's nowhere to be found. Go home and see an email she sent me 30 minutes ago. She said she had too much homework. I'm really pissed at this point. See her next day. She says she'll make it up to me by buying me dinner. We go, and she forgets her wallet. She swears she'll pay me back. Never does.

Felt like a bitch.

Don't ever let something like this happen to you, guys.
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:18 PM   #2
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This is why I'm an alpha. That shit happens to me once, and I leave the girl behind.

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Although, I'm not an asshole. I don't leave her stranded somewhere. I just don't go out with her again.

Fortunately, my girl is not that kind of girl, meaning one who just takes advantage of men.
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:19 PM   #3
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Only semi-relevant but hey:

I promised the love of my life at that point to meet her at the beach in summer. I got there, it was a cold day and not a very good day for swimming. So I left almost right away, she didn't show up so I thought she maybe cancelled because it was so cold.

Then I go home and play some football with my brothers. And she comes by my house on her bicycle. She does not say anything. She just looks at me. Eyes like fire, it was pure hatred.

Never spoke to me again
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:19 PM   #4
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I have too many stories..... I'll share some of them when i'll have the time to type them all.....
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:20 PM   #5
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The 3 year long-play. Pretty beta.
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:20 PM   #6
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This is why I'm an alpha.
Whoa, that's not what this thread is about.
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That shit happens to me once
THAT's what this thread is about.
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:21 PM   #7
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She spanks me during sex
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:22 PM   #8
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THAT's what this thread is about.

Well, damn...Madcap, why didn't you say so?

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She spanks me during sex

Who cares? Had sex.

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I did have this girl friendzone me for awhile after we broke up. She'd tell me about other guys she liked and shit. (I basically ignored it though.) Eventually, she decided she didn't even want to be friends anymore, and I was reminded why we broke up in the first place. She was too immature.
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:22 PM   #9
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What's wrong with that?
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:23 PM   #10
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What's wrong with that?

She's wearing a strap-on
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:24 PM   #11
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:24 PM   #12
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was hanging out in the bar for the first time with this guy i know from work. i was really uncomfortable being there as my friend knew everyone in the bar(he frequented it often) and i spent most of the time sitting at the bar staring at the counter. my friend then starts to walk away into what i can assume was the bathroom with this other dude(he was dealing drugs) and i automatically proceed to follow him.

he's like "stay here" i was like "ok" and just sat back down, made me feel like a dog or something.
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:28 PM   #13
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Ohhhhhhhhhh......
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:31 PM   #14
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:31 PM   #15
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Girl invites me out with her friends (male and female). Ignores me most the time. Half of them barely speak English. Just sorta sit around talking to the couple people I knew from school. Leave without either of us saying bye to each other. Later on ask her what the hell her problem is. Haven't seen her or talked to her ever since.
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:32 PM   #16
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already happened to me.

and i'm still moping about it two years later.
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:33 PM   #17
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She's wearing a strap-on
On her hand?
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:34 PM   #18
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already happened to me.
Slightly beta, but it happens to everyone.
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and i'm still moping about it two years later.
Inexcusably and extremely beta.
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:35 PM   #19
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On her hand?

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Old 09-27-2012, 12:37 PM   #20
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