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Old 09-27-2012, 12:39 PM   #21
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:42 PM   #22
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the worst part is when you run into people that think you still talk to the girl who you never want to see again and they're like "Hey, i was talking to blahblahblah the other day." and you can't help but make a face and cause a short pause in the conversation and then they're like "what's that face about?" and you're like "aaaaaah, i haven't talked to her since she stood me up for the third time when we were supposed to to a show together." and they're clearly not sympathetic to your plight.

i'm so hopeless.
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Old 09-27-2012, 12:43 PM   #23
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:00 PM   #24
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Literally 3 minutes ago I went to Sainsbury's for the first time in this town since moving for Uni. All is well, everything I wanna buy is right by the door so I'm at the till in seconds. Swiping barcodes goes fine, no tragedies so far. Time to pay, decide to go by card because I only have silly change on me.

Go to slot card in machine, thing doesn't fit. Obviously I'm confused, until I realize I'm trying to stick my card in the receipt printer. Looking like a ****** I eventually find the actual card machine (who the hell has it on the right when the exit is on the left? That shit should be one smooth motion) and accidentally put in my card the wrong way up. The card machine informs me to re-insert my card but this message just stays there even after I've done so.

So, shit has hit the fan by this point. I'm hot, embarrassed but luckily not with anyone I know. I weigh up my options and decide to pay with cash (coins to be exact). So again, new to this layout I search around for a hole to slide my coins in. There's no such hole. A good 20 seconds pass and I still can't find it. Turns out you have to throw your change in what looks like a wash basin and then the machine sorts it. What the actual fuck is that about?

But then I manage to get the transaction finished, feeling beta as all hell the whole walk home.
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:17 PM   #25
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Can't have a beta moment if you don't talk to girls in the first place
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:20 PM   #26
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Can't have a beta moment if you don't talk to girls in the first place

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Old 09-27-2012, 01:23 PM   #27
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:25 PM   #28
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no idea what you mean by beta moments but i think i might have one.

met a chick at a festival a couple of years ago. so we see each other often during those few days. back home we in a bar together 3 times in the next week or so. by then i was really getting fond of her. then, the next time we meet we come across a good friend of mine, and we sticked together the entire night..

next time we went to see eachother she asked me if that other guy would come along to.. i didn't think much of it back then.. so the day came and everything went as usual.. i was pretty sure she liked me to and we had some good times that evening.. i saw some other friends and went to say hi. after 15 minutes of chatting with them, my asshole friend comes to me, sweat and fear on his face.. telling me the girl left and was to ashamed to see me again. ever. startled and heartbroken i asked why.. he confessed that in those 15 minutes i was away, he kissed her and they were together now.

then i realized... i was buying all of her drinks, all of those evenings (i insisted because she was in college & poor and i had a job) the bitch used me. before i could say anything he was gone to. never saw either of them again.

then it got worse. couldn't handle the situation. got drunk. made ass off myself. totaled the scooter i had back then by driving into a roundabout and ended up tring to sing some grimy blues song at 6am in my parents bedroom. when they asked me wtf i was doing.. i puked on the floor, turned around and marched into my room.


last i heard they are living together now. while i feel like a dumb **** every time i think about that night
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:31 PM   #29
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One time I mistook kindness for love and accused the girl of leading me on and held misogynistic views that demand romantic reciprocation for simple niceties that should already be commonplace.


It was chill.
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:37 PM   #30
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Can't really think of a specific beta moment in my life except for when I told the girl I fancied her and it didn't go both ways.
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:39 PM   #31
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Can't really think of a specific beta moment in my life except for when I told the girl I fancied her and it didn't go both ways.


That's not really 'beta', though. That's just unsuccessful. Although I despise the misappropriation of the terms, they refer to mindsets rather than outcomes.
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:40 PM   #32
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Umm...

The time I was out with a buncha friends and a girl wanted me to spend the night with her.


But then I went home.

Yeah, I still don't know what I was thinking.
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:52 PM   #33
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you wanna hear something really "beta"?

having a girl share a bed with you at a hotel, asking you to grab her boobs, grabbing your junk while laying in the bed, and completely missing the fact that she wants to get it on.

i'm pathetic.
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:54 PM   #34
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you wanna hear something really "beta"?

having a girl share a bed with you at a hotel, asking you to grab her boobs, grabbing your junk while laying in the bed, and completely missing the fact that she wants to get it on.

i'm pathetic.


Did you still bang her?
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:55 PM   #35
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you wanna hear something really "beta"?

having a girl share a bed with you at a hotel, asking you to grab her boobs, grabbing your junk while laying in the bed, and completely missing the fact that she wants to get it on.

i'm pathetic.


wtf man. u srs?

Did you actually not realise, or were you hesitant? The former is unbelievable
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:55 PM   #36
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Did you still bang her?

no, hence me being pathetic.

^completely oblivious. isn't stuff like that what people with Aspergers do?
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:59 PM   #37
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no, hence me being pathetic.

^completely oblivious. isn't stuff like that what people with Aspergers do?


How did you get into that situation any way?
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Old 09-27-2012, 02:05 PM   #38
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my friends from the town i grew up in were having their prom weekend and we all shared a dirty motel room at the Jersey Shore.

to be fair to myself, there were 5 other dudes in the room.
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Old 09-27-2012, 02:07 PM   #39
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my friends from the town i grew up in were having their prom weekend and we all shared a dirty motel room at the Jersey Shore.

to be fair to myself, there were 5 other dudes in the room.


Wait, so that chick wanted you to bang her while there were 5 other dudes in the room?

lol slut.
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Old 09-27-2012, 02:41 PM   #40
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i got freindzoned so hard last week

im in ****ing BESTfreind zone

but its cool shell come around

right?

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