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Old 09-28-2012, 02:53 PM   #61
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I was sitting next to this hot girl in class. She started to stroke my thigh and give me flirty smiles. I told her to take her hand off my thigh.

Does that count as beta?

No, that counts as "Bitch, I'm creeped out." Beta would be if 1) you weren't in class AND 2) you liked it.
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:03 PM   #62
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:11 PM   #63
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On Wednesday, there was this girl I fancy in class and she asked me if I wanted to go study for her as she had a four hour break. Thinking this was an opportunity to get to know her outside of class, I said yes. Unfortunately I had meeting with classmates for another course and was also hungry.
I told her I wanted to get something to eat first. On the way there I said I was going to step into the cafe to get a bagel and she said she was going to the library. She and I parted ways and that was that. All the while I was wondering what happened to my plans with her.
Does that count as beta?
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:36 PM   #64
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On Wednesday, there was this girl I fancy in class and she asked me if I wanted to go study for her as she had a four hour break. Thinking this was an opportunity to get to know her outside of class, I said yes. Unfortunately I had meeting with classmates for another course and was also hungry.
I told her I wanted to get something to eat first. On the way there I said I was going to step into the cafe to get a bagel and she said she was going to the library. She and I parted ways and that was that. All the while I was wondering what happened to my plans with her.
Does that count as beta?


I think it meant that you were supposed to go meet her after you finished eating. She probably is thinking what happened to her plans with you!
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:59 PM   #65
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But I don't have her number and I had to meet another group for a project and the way she said it made it seem like she forgot or was going her own way.
Boy do I feel like an idiot.
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Old 09-28-2012, 04:02 PM   #66
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As an idiotic 15 year old, I was invited to the house of the girl I fancied, she said 'come round, you make me giggle ;-)'. I decided not to, on the advice my friends offered that I should just ignore her.

Long story short, she completely ignored me thereafter, lol.
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Old 09-28-2012, 04:11 PM   #67
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But I don't have her number and I had to meet another group for a project and the way she said it made it seem like she forgot or was going her own way.
Boy do I feel like an idiot.


Well try asking her next time and if this incident comes up, tell her you had to meet your project group and did not have her number so that you could inform her about it.
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Old 09-28-2012, 04:16 PM   #68
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Y'know what the worst thing about this thread is... all you people are moping because you can't get a girl or you've been friendzoned (That means you're just ugly as fuck), and it's really not much better when you have a girl.

And I hate to break it to you, but sometime really soon in your lives you're going to see someone post the phrase 'doesn't matter, had sex' and you'll just internally scowl at that person for being such an immature ass.
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Old 09-28-2012, 04:18 PM   #69
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Actually, I did that once.
We went out to this karaoke bar.
We were there about 15 minutes.
She says "Oh there's a friend I haven't seen in awhile"
She goes over to talk to him (Yeah, bad news right there I know).
She sat there chatting with him and his friends for about 2 hours while I got shit faced with a few of her friends.
Eventually, I just said **** it and left without telling her.

She was pretty much kissing my ass the following Monday at work.
She said even her friends I was with shit all over her for what she did.
I just told her what a bitch she was and ignored her.

But damn, when she sang, close your eyes and you would swear Pat Benatar was up on stage (Seriously)


i would have left after hearing that

i fucking hate pat benatar
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Old 09-28-2012, 04:41 PM   #70
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Date girl for four months > Girl doesn't want relationship
Same girl actually wants a relationship > Offers girl second chance
Girl doesn't take second chance > Runs off with another guy few weeks later

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Old 09-28-2012, 05:07 PM   #71
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Date girl for four months > Girl doesn't want relationship
Same girl actually wants a relationship > Offers girl second chance
Girl doesn't take second chance > Runs off with another guy few weeks later

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Somehow, that took the sting out of that statement

OT: Being in a friendzone for like 2 years because I was too shy to tell her my feelings (even though I'm sure she knew).
Tell her over the internet and cry when she says she doesn't feel the same way.

Funnily enough, I stayed friends with her and she seemed to like me (she seemed to want to hang out more with me), but I was on conflicting timetables and didn't really see her alot so I just kind of didn't talk to her much.
Then she got a bf and I felt bad, so I told her I didn't really want to see her again.

I wish I was as confident as I am now back then. Then again, I was quite fat back then, and that always puts a damper on your confidence.
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Old 09-28-2012, 05:37 PM   #72
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Old 09-28-2012, 05:48 PM   #73
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Never mind beta, I'm the omega.

Omega as in the end of your family line?
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Old 09-28-2012, 05:52 PM   #74
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I was about to bone my girlfriend out at the lake, but suddenly she yelled. So I looked up and there was Big Foot. Then I went back to bone her, but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was no way.

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Old 09-28-2012, 06:57 PM   #75
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:02 PM   #76
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I was about to bone my girlfriend out at the lake, but suddenly she yelled. So I looked up and there was Big Foot. Then I went back to bone her, but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was no way.





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Old 09-28-2012, 08:19 PM   #77
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Old 09-28-2012, 09:46 PM   #78
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