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Old 09-28-2012, 02:59 PM   #1
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The Ineptitude of the TSA (at Orlando, FL)

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout...-141712196.html

So, the TSA at Orlando didn't notice that a woman had a loaded Ruger .380 in her purse, as she flew from Orlando to Newark, NJ. How exactly did this miss a freakin' loaded handgun. Yes, it a small gun, but come on, guys!
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:04 PM   #2
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:07 PM   #3
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Psht, that's nothing. It's not like she brought water on board or something.
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:24 PM   #5
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Pffffft its only a handgun, they are more concerned with large bottles of hand sanitizer, small nail clippers and the one thing you really don't want to try and smuggle is a Kinder Egg that shit will get you life in gitmo.
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:29 PM   #7
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TSA is a fucking joke and a waste of money.
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TSA is a fucking joke and a waste of money.

Say that in the airport to one of those goons and see how long it takes to board your flight.

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Say that in the airport to one of those goons and see how long it takes to board your flight.




screw the boarding, they are going to get someone to put there hand up your butt and they are going to find the person with the fattest fingers!
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:49 PM   #12
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Say that in the airport to one of those goons and see how long it takes to board your flight.


I work on an airport. They're well aware I think they're a joke and a waste of money. I get to tell them daily.
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Don't surprise me. Most were minimum wage buffoons before 9-11.

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Say that in the airport to one of those goons and see how long it takes to board your flight.


I used to work in an airport. I was a ramp agent. Basically, I guided planes in and out of the ramp-way and loaded and unloaded the passenger's bags. Anyway, we barely tolerated the TSA goons. And they knew it.
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Old 09-28-2012, 04:40 PM   #16
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But a separate poll reported that 54 percent of Americans (fliers and non-fliers) think the TSA is doing an excellent or good job of handling security screenings at airports.

So 54% of Americans are idiots. This isn't news.
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So 54% of Americans are idiots. This isn't news.

I don't buy that at all. Way to low.
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I don't buy that at all. Way to low.
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I remember on a flight back from the US one of the TSA dudes got disproportionately pissed off at the fact that I hadn't taken some scraps of paper out of my pocket before going through security. This just confirms that they're a bunch of idiots.
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