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Old 09-28-2012, 05:36 PM   #21
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I remember on a flight back from the US one of the TSA dudes got disproportionately pissed off at the fact that I hadn't taken some scraps of paper out of my pocket before going through security. This just confirms that they're a bunch of idiots.

I had to take my flip flops off while going through the Xray, and then they got mad at me when they weren't heavy enough to turn the conveyor belt to get them back to me on.
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Old 09-28-2012, 05:39 PM   #22
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Every single airport security person I've seen in the USA has looked like they don't have anything higher than a poor high school education.
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Old 09-28-2012, 05:40 PM   #23
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Every single airport security person I've seen in the USA has looked like they don't have anything higher than a poor high school education.
That's because they rarely have anything higher than a poor high school education.
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Old 09-28-2012, 05:43 PM   #24
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Old 09-28-2012, 05:55 PM   #25
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I've flown around the US a few times, and I can't say I've had a terrible experience with them, which is odd because I'm East Indian. However, I did get help up at security once for a long enough time that I missed my next flight, but then they just put me on the next one (or changed the connector that I had, I don't remember).
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:05 PM   #26
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:18 PM   #27
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I know a guy that works for TSA (hes a truck driver).
Even he thinks those airport goons are morons.
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:34 PM   #28
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I've flown around the US a few times, and I can't say I've had a terrible experience with them, which is odd because I'm East Indian. However, I did get help up at security once for a long enough time that I missed my next flight, but then they just put me on the next one (or changed the connector that I had, I don't remember).

Sounds like a terrible experience to me.
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:39 PM   #29
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I know a guy that works for TSA (hes a truck driver).
Even he thinks those airport goons are morons.

That's because most of the airport goons should be working at McD's. Most of them barely even have the education to qualify for the TSA.
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:46 PM   #30
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Sounds like a terrible experience to me.


It was a tight connection, I must have been held up for about 15-20 minutes. Just missed it. I do remember being pissed (I've been "randomly chosen" for security checks several times while going through security, and it got me thinking about how fucked the situation has gotten). Maybe the reason I think I haven't had a terrible experience is because I expect that sort of treatment there I've never felt harassed or anything, or pissed at, like how some UGers felt.
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