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Old 09-28-2012, 06:19 PM   #1
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Auction for my virginity.

lol jk i already lost it. But maybe you can get in the bid for this Brazilian chick's v-card.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/..._n_1922579.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...l#ixzz27mDghtar

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Talk about virgin air. A 20-year-old Brazilian woman is auctioning off her virginity for a one-time tryst on an airplane, reports say. To make the skies even friendlier, Catarina Migliorini says she'll donate some of the money to provide housing for poor families in her native Santa Catarina in southern Brazil. The Internet bidding reached $160,000 Friday afternoon. The auction ends Oct. 15.


She doesn't look so bad. Nothing worth more than $160k though, or even close to it. At least the money is going to a good place.

EDIT: Not sure why the link is faulty.
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:20 PM   #2
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EDIT: nevermind, i got it



...i would, i guess
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:22 PM   #3
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Chick does realize the RAMifications of this right....
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:22 PM   #4
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Found another link, not sure why the HP one wasn't working.
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:23 PM   #5
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/..._n_1922579.html

Delete everything in the url after the question mark.
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:24 PM   #6
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:24 PM   #7
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:25 PM   #8
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who would want to pay to have sex with a virgin? it's only going to be painful and awkward for her, and you'll have to buy new sheets after. Also, she will be a prostitute if she follows through.
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:27 PM   #9
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And, by the way, the actual sex won't be filmed. The documentary covers her life before and after the big moment. "This is not porn," she explained. "Otherwise I would die of shame."

Female logic.
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:28 PM   #10
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That's just smart prostitution.
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:28 PM   #11
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tryst? lol

This is smart in a way... I mean that's a lot of damn money :| but what kind of person that rich would be THAT desperate to get some strange brazilian airplane pussy :|
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:28 PM   #12
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Old 09-28-2012, 06:28 PM   #13
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Bullshit. There is no way she is still a virgin.
Not sure what the culture is like down there but I doubt she is a virgin.

EDIT: Why on a plane of all places?

EDIT 2: Just checked the site where the auctions happen. The girl's starting bid was $72 and jumps quite a bit every bid. The guy started at $1000 and is now at $1300. Quite funny if you think about it.

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Old 09-28-2012, 06:38 PM   #14
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Catarina Migliorini, 20, is set to plough the money - currently standing at $155,000 (£95,400) - into a non-governmental organisation which will construct modern houses in her southern Brazilian home state of Santa Catarina.

oh lawd
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:28 PM   #15
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I hope the winner has aids.
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:30 PM   #16
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I hope the winner has aids.

They're screening for that beforehand and wearing a condom is necessary.

Anyway, for 160 grand she can keep it. Plus it's probably going to be super awkward.
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:31 PM   #17
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I hope the winner has aids.

I don't.

That would be terrible.
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:31 PM   #18
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I think it's funny that a dude is up for bid too like, who cares? At this rate, the entire Pit can auction themselves off.
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:37 PM   #19
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Female logic.



"How do you write women so well?

I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."



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Old 09-28-2012, 07:39 PM   #20
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they'll do the deed aboard a private flight from Australia to the United States. Somehow that avoids prostitution laws
Well, I just got a new business idea.
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