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Old 09-28-2012, 07:43 PM   #21
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lol nah



Who the fuck built that shit that way
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:47 PM   #22
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imagine if the dude busts too early.. that would suck
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:54 PM   #23
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Psh after I'm done with her she's gonna be paying ME money.
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:55 PM   #24
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:56 PM   #25
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She's definitely a butterface.
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:59 PM   #26
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Prostitution for a good cause. That's all. If you sell sex for money, it's prostitution. There's no talking around that fact.
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:00 PM   #27
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Prostitution for a good cause. That's all. If you sell sex for money, it's prostitution. There's no talking around that fact.

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Old 09-28-2012, 08:00 PM   #28
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Who else wants to bet that a dude ends up winning the auction for that guy's virginity
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:15 PM   #29
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:18 PM   #30
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Who would do this? Who HONESTLY wants to be known as that guy that paid several hundred thousand for world's lousiest hooker?
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:24 PM   #31
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Who would do this? Who HONESTLY wants to be known as that guy that paid several hundred thousand for world's lousiest hooker?

World's lousiest? Or world's greatest innovator in the field of prostitution? Who else would have thought of this? This is some good business model.
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:25 PM   #32
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I don't get it, virgin sex sucks. You gotta go slow and the girl is in pain the whole time. How can that be enjoyable? Girl in pain the entire time, might even be crying. Sounds fun? It's not like it's any tighter than any other chick, either. Just more work to get it in. $160,000 can buy a ****ing house, a couple of cars, etc. Stupid people with money are REALLY stupid.


Also how is she not arrested for prostitution? That's exactly what this is.

EDIT: To guy above me, this has actually been done a few times on eBay before. She is not original.
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World's lousiest? Or world's greatest innovator in the field of prostitution? Who else would have thought of this? This is some good business model.

lousy because

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I don't get it, virgin sex sucks. You gotta go slow and the girl is in pain the whole time. How can that be enjoyable? Girl in pain the entire time, might even be crying. Sounds fun? It's not like it's any tighter than any other chick, either. Just more work to get it in. $160,000 can buy a ****ing house, a couple of cars, etc. Stupid people with money are REALLY stupid.


At least "real" hookers have years of experience and are trying to get people to come back to them.

...Not that I'd know, of course. >_>
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:34 PM   #34
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I don't get it, virgin sex sucks. You gotta go slow and the girl is in pain the whole time. How can that be enjoyable? Girl in pain the entire time, might even be crying. Sounds fun? It's not like it's any tighter than any other chick, either. Just more work to get it in. $160,000 can buy a ****ing house, a couple of cars, etc. Stupid people with money are REALLY stupid.


Also how is she not arrested for prostitution? That's exactly what this is.

EDIT: To guy above me, this has actually been done a few times on eBay before. She is not original.

A house for $160,000? That's awfully cheap.
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:41 PM   #35
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I hope she's worth it. Hey does anyone wanna pay me 160 k to take my virginity?
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A house for $160,000? That's awfully cheap.

You were saying?
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:49 PM   #37
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So she's like a geisha but without the fancy artistic side
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:50 PM   #38
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I wouldn't live in one of those houses if you paid me $160,000.
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:50 PM   #39
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:53 PM   #40
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