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Old 10-04-2012, 10:29 AM   #1
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Obama's mom, the porn star!
Just so stupid. Seriously, I don't know if this is more sad or hilarious.

http://digitaljournal.com/article/333796#ixzz28Df7iMma

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A scandalous DVD claiming that President Barack Obama's mother posed for pornographic photos and that his real father was a communist poet who indoctrinated young Barack with Marxism is reportedly being mailed to more than a million swing-state voters.


And of course his dad was evil!!!

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Among the film's unfounded claims:

* That Barack's real father was not Kenyan student Barack Obama Sr., but rather communist poet and labor activist Frank Marshall Davis, who indoctrinated young Barack with revolutionary Marxism.


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Old 10-04-2012, 10:30 AM   #2
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No. His mother was a cactus, his father was a cactus. He is a cactus.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:30 AM   #3
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I lol'd.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:30 AM   #4
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God damned red communist bastard.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:30 AM   #5
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Meanwhile in idiotville...
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:31 AM   #6
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Yeah...totally...

did you know that the american government planned 9-11?
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:31 AM   #7
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Seems legit.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:32 AM   #8
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A fuck, now Romney is gonna win because of this and we're all doomed.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:33 AM   #9
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Clearly someone has never heard of slander.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:33 AM   #10
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That doesn't even look anything like her. How shameless and scummy can you get.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:37 AM   #11
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Bill Armistead, chairman of the Alabama Republican Party, urged voters to see "Dreams From My Real Father," calling it "absolutely frightening" and "factual."
"I've seen it," Armistead told a gathering of conservative women in Fairhope last Wednesday. "I've verified that it's factual, all of it," he added.
But there is absolutely no evidence supporting any of the claims in the film.


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Old 10-04-2012, 10:38 AM   #12
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So they're sending out free porn?
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:41 AM   #13
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:42 AM   #14
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yeah i'm pretty sure his parents were cacti
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:44 AM   #15
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lol.

this isn't going to sway anyone who's not already a complete idiot and voting for Romney already.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:46 AM   #16
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indoctrinated young Barack with revolutionary Marxism.


The indoctrination doesn't seem to have been all the effective, IMO.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:46 AM   #17
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I can fap to that.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:48 AM   #18
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Vote Back. Not Black.

By Back I mean republicans.. and by black I mean Obama.

Just to clarify.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:48 AM   #19
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If there's one thing Americans will not tolerate, it's porn.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:53 AM   #20
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