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View Poll Results: Who do you want to be your president?
Ichikurosaki. - The Desuuuuuuu party 20 6.49%
horsedick.MPEG - The pornographic Equine Party 52 16.88%
Tanglewoodguit - The oddly Handsome Party 14 4.55%
Whoomit - The confused party 61 19.81%
Blake 1221 - The sarcasm party 38 12.34%
The Hypnotoad - the All glory to the hypnotoad party 16 5.19%
makinlattes - The Coffee and tampons party 39 12.66%
slapsymcdougal - The possibly Scottish party 8 2.60%
Jackal58 - The Early Bird special party 28 9.09%
Due 07 - The socialist Liberal Obama Nazi party 32 10.39%
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:25 AM   #81
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:27 AM   #82
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:28 AM   #83
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:37 AM   #84
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saw these guys in concert. twas awesome
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:52 AM   #85
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Old 10-01-2012, 08:56 AM   #86
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:02 AM   #87
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That girl looks just like a girl I know IRL, but with different hair. That girl looks very unhealthy, way to skinny. She's probably anorexic or bulimic or something. And you support that? What, do you want her to starve to death? Malnourishment also causes things like tooth and gum loss, premature hair loss, and all kinds of terrible things.

MakinLattes cares about hot girls' health. Ponypenis.png does not.
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:04 AM   #88
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i for one am not an advocate of mudslinging but i still agree with theogonia, horsedick.MPEG. you could have found a better pic, that girl looks like her face is made of plastic
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:08 AM   #89
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I was going to vote for Lattes but I inexplicably and unregrettably voted for The Hypnotoad.

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:08 AM   #90
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i for one am not an advocate of mudslinging but i still agree with theogonia, horsedick.MPEG. you could have found a better pic, that girl looks like her face is made of plastic


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Old 10-01-2012, 09:25 AM   #91
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Wait one f*cking minute... I'm sure I had my staff amend the law making me sole ruler for life.

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Old 10-01-2012, 10:07 AM   #92
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Wait one f*cking minute... I'm sure I had my staff amend the law making me sole ruler for life.

Lazy shits.


Every president passes that law, but i never listen.
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:17 AM   #93
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Well f*ck that. I'm going to clog the only toilet in the Presidential suite with my poop as a leaving present.
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:27 AM   #95
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:46 AM   #96
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Well f*ck that. I'm going to clog the only toilet in the Presidential suite with my poop as a leaving present.

Did you find that turd under the bed I left for you?
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:50 AM   #97
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Next to the (obviously used) blowup doll of Hilary Clinton?
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The doll was Yakult's.
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Old 10-01-2012, 01:03 PM   #99
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Old 10-01-2012, 01:16 PM   #100
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The doll was Yakult's.

But that wasn't Yakult leaking out of the orifices.
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