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Old 09-30-2012, 09:29 PM   #21
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Happy Birthday buddy ol' pal! May it be fruitful in fulfillment and happiness. I.e. get wankered!




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Old 09-30-2012, 09:32 PM   #22
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happy birthday man! i know you told me how old you were turning last week in my birthday thread, but i cant remember. 21?
well anyway, live it up man!
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:08 AM   #23
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Yup, 21 today!

Thanks everyone!
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:34 AM   #24
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happy 21'st whoomit, i didnt get to go out an drink on my 21st so i hope you will get wasted for the both of us!


here i got you a pet dinosaur:
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:35 AM   #25
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Happy buffday wh00mt.

And getting out of the way.

R.I.P drunken wh00mt
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:39 AM   #26
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Happy Day-Of-Your-Planting, Che'.
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Old 10-01-2012, 09:43 AM   #27
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Happy Birthday!

I got you lunch:

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Old 10-01-2012, 09:44 AM   #28
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Happy birthday!!

I've Got you something I'm sure you've always wanted


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Old 10-01-2012, 09:46 AM   #29
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Happy Birthday to one of the nicest UGers on here
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Old 10-01-2012, 10:05 AM   #30
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Old 10-01-2012, 11:37 AM   #31
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Happy birthday, Mr. President!

I got you a hooker!

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Old 10-01-2012, 11:42 AM   #32
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Happy birthday, Mr. President!

I got you a hooker!



Damn, she's hawt!
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Old 10-01-2012, 11:44 AM   #33
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Damn, she's hawt!


Yeah. I figured Whoomit would like her.
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Old 10-01-2012, 11:55 AM   #34
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Happy birthday Whommit.
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Old 10-01-2012, 12:08 PM   #35
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Happy birthday!
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Old 10-01-2012, 12:10 PM   #36
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Old 10-01-2012, 12:21 PM   #37
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALLUM. I GOT YOU A PICTURE OF DAVE MCPHERSON.
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Old 10-01-2012, 04:53 PM   #38
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I had to look up Dave McPherson I'm afraid. Thanks though guys, had a great day. Cooked breakfast, watched Breaking Bad with the gf, went to the cinema and saw Brave, and then out for dinner at an Italian resteraunt
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Old 10-01-2012, 05:17 PM   #39
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Congrats :3
I got you some of this, since I have horrible taste in combined puns and stereotypes

And in case your poor dino needs another play-buddy, I got you this monster
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Old 10-01-2012, 06:07 PM   #40
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Happy Birthday dude!
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