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Old 10-02-2012, 10:34 AM   #81
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Not sure I believe you.
Which part?
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Old 10-02-2012, 10:37 AM   #82
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I'd just like to say that the statistics for drunk drivers aren't entirely relevant. Obviously they could be, but we have no guarantee that people who've been drinking in a bar are more likely to kill someone in a car accident than people who drink at home.
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Old 10-02-2012, 04:42 PM   #83
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Old 10-02-2012, 04:45 PM   #84
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That's pretty hot.

I think a men's masturbation bar would be... I don't want to think about it.
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Old 10-02-2012, 04:48 PM   #85
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:46 PM   #86
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Which part?


The part about you being in my pub.
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:08 PM   #87
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The part about you being in my pub.
What a bizarre thing to accuse someone of!

Only been a couple of times to be fair, and it was a while ago. My friend used to live in Opal 3 and we popped in after watching Wednesday.
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:13 PM   #88
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That's pretty hot.

I think a men's masturbation bar would be... fabulous


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Old 10-04-2012, 01:14 PM   #89
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When I read the thread title, for some reason I imagined prison (like the phrase "behind bars") and wondered what that would do. And then I read the thread and found that that was not at all the case.
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:16 PM   #90
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I originally thought TS was talking about these:

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