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Old 10-02-2012, 01:01 PM   #21
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Old 10-02-2012, 01:02 PM   #22
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Old 10-02-2012, 01:07 PM   #23
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Old 10-02-2012, 01:13 PM   #24
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you could probably fap again by now

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Old 10-02-2012, 02:46 PM   #25
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Old 10-02-2012, 02:50 PM   #26
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Old 10-02-2012, 02:59 PM   #27
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:00 PM   #28
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Cut your wrists. Your parents should come home in time to find you.

How long does it take to kill you if you cut to the appropriate depth? Would it be easier to do if you were drunk?
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:02 PM   #29
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:05 PM   #30
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How long does it take to kill you if you cut to the appropriate depth? Would it be easier to do if you were drunk?

IDK. Try it out and report back.
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:13 PM   #31
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:27 PM   #32
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IDK. Try it out and report back.

Catch 22. I won't do it unless I know how long it would take, and whether it was as difficult to do while drunk, but in order to know, I have to do it. Also, I would be dead.

What if I did it at my computer, and I set a timer, and I set it up so that when I press enter, it tells you how long it took?
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:33 PM   #33
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Catch 22. I won't do it unless I know how long it would take, and whether it was as difficult to do while drunk, but in order to know, I have to do it. Also, I would be dead.

What if I did it at my computer, and I set a timer, and I set it up so that when I press enter, it tells you how long it took?

Have paramedics standing by. As soon as you technically die they can revive you
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:34 PM   #34
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Have paramedics standing by. As soon as you technically die they can revive you


But then I wouldn't be able to try again, because they'd lock me away.
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:37 PM   #35
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Anything that you wouldn't be allowed to do if your parents were there? Maybe listen to music really loud or something.
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:37 PM   #36
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But then I wouldn't be able to try again, because they'd lock me away.

they'd let you out as soon as they realise you're not suicidal and then you can try again
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:41 PM   #37
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they'd let you out as soon as they realise you're not suicidal and then you can try again

But they know that I am.
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:43 PM   #38
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I'd like to go to Scotland one day for a few days. Anywhere nice to go?
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:44 PM   #39
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But they know that I am.

no, you did it by accident
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:45 PM   #40
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I'd like to go to Scotland one day for a few days. Anywhere nice to go?

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