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Old 10-02-2012, 03:47 PM   #41
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I'd like to go to Scotland one day for a few days. Anywhere nice to go?

Aboyne >.> nah, go to the Highlands, lots of nice hills/forests/tigers
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:47 PM   #42
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no, you did it by accident

Me: "Oh no, it was by accident."

Hospital staff: "So you mean to tell me, that despite everything it says in our file here, you accidentally got ridiculously intoxicated and cut your wrists deep enough to kill yourself?"

Me: "Yes."

Hospital staff: "Of course, if that's what you say, then it's the truth."

And while they're saying that, one of them's busy sneaking behind me to drug me so that they can throw me in the looney bin without me putting up a fight.
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:53 PM   #43
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Make an interesting thread that would stimulate and engage people without it being about politics.
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Old 10-02-2012, 03:55 PM   #44
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Old 10-02-2012, 04:31 PM   #45
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How can you fap if you cut your wrists?
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Old 10-02-2012, 04:33 PM   #46
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How can you fap if you cut your wrists?

You don't fap and cut, you fap and hang yourself. Duh.
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Old 10-02-2012, 04:40 PM   #47
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You don't fap and cut, you fap and hang yourself. Duh.


Good call!
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Old 10-02-2012, 04:46 PM   #48
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Good call!

Oh man, that would be an embarrassing failed suicide attempt.
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Old 10-02-2012, 04:58 PM   #49
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you should try and replicate teh Guts story in real life... does anybody know The Guts story?
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:00 PM   #50
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Oh man, that would be an embarrassing failed suicide attempt.


That's why practice makes perfect.
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:05 PM   #51
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That's why practice makes perfect.

But imagine, you're thinking, "Hey, if I'm going to die, I might as well get off on it," so you tie it up so that it strangles you while you jerk off, and then your parents find you, but you're not dead yet, so you have to live with the fact that you masturbated while hanging yourself, and your parents caught you.
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Old 10-02-2012, 06:02 PM   #52
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But imagine, you're thinking, "Hey, if I'm going to die, I might as well get off on it," so you tie it up so that it strangles you while you jerk off, and then your parents find you, but you're not dead yet, so you have to live with the fact that you masturbated while hanging yourself, and your parents caught you.


Yeah that would suck
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Old 10-02-2012, 06:08 PM   #53
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Yeah that would suck

You know what else sucks? How ****ing hard it is to find cyanide.
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Old 10-02-2012, 06:29 PM   #54
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You know what else sucks? How ****ing hard it is to find cyanide.


Drink plenty of cheese; ask your Father...
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Drink plenty of cheese; ask your Father...

What?
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Old 10-02-2012, 06:37 PM   #56
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What?


And let the Mona Lisa show you that it's okay to be different. Potato otatoP
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Old 10-02-2012, 06:39 PM   #57
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And let the Mona Lisa show you that it's okay to be different. Potato otatoP

You on drugs?
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You on drugs?


The hardhat sees no evil, only french linguists in pork fat swimsuits.
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The hardhat sees no evil, only french linguists in pork fat swimsuits.

Look, if you're uncomfortable talking about suicide, you could just say so...
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Look, if you're uncomfortable talking about suicide, you could just say so...


You can find that on smokey mountain
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