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Old 10-02-2012, 05:49 PM   #1
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Happy birthday, DonGlover!

It's our resident dong lover's birthday today!

I wonder what to get him...


Happy birthday, Dong! :3
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:51 PM   #2
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Well he loves dong, no?
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:51 PM   #3
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Well he loves dong, no?

Allegedly.
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:52 PM   #4
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I've got a dong for you right here, birthday boy.
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:52 PM   #5
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Well happy birthday

I got you the new GYBE album.
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:53 PM   #6
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:54 PM   #7
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Happy birthday!
I got you some happy music for your playlist so you can party (just for today)
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:58 PM   #8
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Thanks guys. My penis is large and swollen with joy.
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Old 10-02-2012, 06:02 PM   #9
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I don't know you...like at all...but happy birthday...yay!
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Old 10-02-2012, 06:19 PM   #10
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Happy birthday. I got you a coat made from the skin of the mumu thread you killed.
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Old 10-02-2012, 06:46 PM   #11
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Old 10-02-2012, 07:12 PM   #12
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Happy birthday. I got you a coat made from the skin of the mumu thread you killed.

You were an accessory to murder as well, theme boy.
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Old 10-02-2012, 07:12 PM   #13
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All the best people have birthdays at the start of October :3

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Old 10-02-2012, 07:19 PM   #14
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Old 10-02-2012, 07:20 PM   #15
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Old 10-02-2012, 07:39 PM   #16
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Old 10-02-2012, 08:02 PM   #17
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Happy birthday, DongLover!
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Old 10-02-2012, 08:47 PM   #18
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Thanks guys. My penis is large and swollen with joy.

Well...in that case, don't put your dick in this:
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Old 10-02-2012, 09:53 PM   #19
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Happy birthday Don.
Many returns to the day sir.
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Old 10-02-2012, 09:58 PM   #20
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Happy birthday. I got you a coat made from the skin of the mumu thread you killed.

I was gonna resurrect it today, but I figured I'd let sleeping corpses lie.

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Happy birthday


I agree.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes. And for your kind words, I'll permit you all to call me by my real name. It is... Dillon! Of course you're all going to call me Don or Dong or DonG anyway, so whatever. Just throwing it out there.
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