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Old 10-03-2012, 06:59 PM   #1
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Jizz on chicks

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Size and
Shape

as some birders may refer to it. Whatever the origin is, this forum deserves a thread about birdwatching. So I'll start off easy



Chicks are generally small, pale in colour and have distinctive beak. Their short and relatively fat neck is also quite a distinctive quality which you can see in a lot of young animals.



Debate about chicks, or go forth and jizz on any bird you like.
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Old 10-03-2012, 06:59 PM   #2
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:02 PM   #3
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I remember eating a bunch of them in Fable.
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:04 PM   #4
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I remember eating a bunch of them in Fable.


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Old 10-03-2012, 07:08 PM   #5
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i hovered over and saw the op contained images

ive never been so disappointed in opening a thread before
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:14 PM   #6
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Nah I'm just the jizzmeister
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:25 PM   #7
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i hovered over and saw the op contained images

ive never been so disappointed in opening a thread before

eww why do people like seeing a girl plastered in that shit?
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:34 PM   #8
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eww why do people like seeing a girl plastered in that shit?


wtf mang

are you like gay or something?

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Old 10-03-2012, 07:36 PM   #9
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are you like gay or something?

LOL

no just lactose intolerant
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:36 PM   #10
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eww why do people like seeing a girl plastered in that shit?

I like my girls plastered in jizz, not shit.
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:36 PM   #11
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I immediately thought this as well
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:39 PM   #12
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there's this bird called a catbird and it likes to get all up in my shit and invade my personal space and stare at me when i'm smoking pot.
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:39 PM   #13
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I like my girls plastered in jizz, not shit.

y?
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:40 PM   #15
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eww why do people like seeing a girl plastered in that shit?

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Old 10-03-2012, 08:16 PM   #16
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y?

Why what? Why i don't like scat pron or why do i like ostriches?
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:18 PM   #17
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What's so hot about shit?
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:27 PM   #18
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I enjoy the thread title but not it's contents.

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