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Old 10-06-2012, 01:21 AM   #1
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US I just picked up my cup of old horrible stale coffee

because i have two cups, one has water in the other has coffee, the coffee has been there basically all day and i accidentally drank a load of it thinking i'd picked up the cup of water when in reality i had not ;_;


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Old 10-06-2012, 01:22 AM   #2
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:23 AM   #3
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:24 AM   #4
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Irishpunk Says:
YOU TELL THEM
THAT I INSPIRED THE THREAD

be like
'IRISH PUNK WAS A BIG INSPIRATION FOR THE WRITING AND PRODUCTION OF THIS THREAD '

Why would anyone want to be associated with the creation of this shambles?
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:25 AM   #5
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what's the big deal?

better than finding your mom's congealed McCafe in the garage in the middle of the summer. that shit was gross.
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:26 AM   #6
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what's the big deal?

better than finding your mom's congealed McCafe in the garage in the middle of the summer. that shit was gross.

I dunno, this has loads of dust of the original coffee there cus it's the very last part of the cup >.<
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:27 AM   #7
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Why would anyone want to be associated with the creation of this shambles?


You're just jelly that you weren't able to take part in the creation of this magnificent piece of thread.
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:30 AM   #8
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I dunno, this has loads of dust of the original coffee there cus it's the very last part of the cup >.<

i ate a musty cookie i found on a windowsill once.

my friend ate a cookie he found in the filthy stairwell of my dorm.

we've both smoked dirty cigarette butts off the ground.

i once stuck my face in a bucket of boogers, pee pee, and boners.
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i ate a musty cookie i found on a windowsill once.

my friend ate a cookie he found in the filthy stairwell of my dorm.

we've both smoked dirty cigarette butts off the ground.

i once stuck my face in a bucket of boogers, pee pee, and boners.

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Old 10-06-2012, 01:40 AM   #10
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Is Zoot going to make drunk threads now?

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Old 10-06-2012, 01:40 AM   #11
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I did this at someones house with what I thought was my cup from tim hortons, instead it was one of his that he had left there for god knows how long. It was all curdled and disgusting and although I spit most of it out instantly, I swallowed a good amount too.

I ended up getting extremely dizzy and messed up, like some sort of bad drug trip. Made it home, then proceeded to hurl my guts out then slept for 16 hours.
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I once drank the remainder of a bottle of (a) Mike's Hard Lemonade that (b) someone else had been drinking.

You decide whether a or b is grosser.
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I once drank the remainder of a bottle of (a) Mike's Hard Lemonade that (b) someone else had been drinking.

You decide whether a or b is grosser.

definitely a. that shit just gives me a tummy ache.

ever see someone drink out of a bottle that someone ashed a cigarette in/dropped a butt in?

it's funny.
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I once drank the remainder of a bottle of (a) Mike's Hard Lemonade that (b) someone else had been drinking.

You decide whether a or b is grosser.


Was it Mike's Lite Hard Lemonade?
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:53 AM   #15
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Save water. Drink coffee that has been sitting there all day.
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:18 AM   #16
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Was it Mike's Lite Hard Lemonade?

nah just regular I think.
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