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Old 10-03-2012, 10:44 AM   #221
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Holy shit this story is disturbing.....

When i read the thread title i sorta giggled, but then i read the story and.... well...... fuck...........
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:45 AM   #222
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:55 AM   #223
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It's her body, and she ultimately has the right to abort what comes out of it. As my mother always said, "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!".


Your mom is a stupid ****, like you.
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:56 AM   #224
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whats the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?
i dont sleep with my sandwich before i eat it.
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:57 AM   #225
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Your mom is a stupid ****, like you.


I second this.

The fact that someone gave birth to doesn't mean they have the right to kill you.

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whats the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?
i dont sleep with my sandwich before i eat it.


Look man, i love dead baby jokes, but not ITT.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:07 AM   #226
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Your mom is a stupid ****, like you.

Honestly, he was probably joking. My mom says that all the time.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:08 AM   #227
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Look man, i love dead baby jokes, but not ITT.


i just wanted them to seem extremely vulgar so that others will think twice about using them in inappropriate places.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:10 AM   #228
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I was always paranoid my baby would fall down a manhole.

So I put a javelin through it's head.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:11 AM   #229
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I personally think her parents should get some charges, too.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:11 AM   #230
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I was always paranoid my baby would fall down a manhole.

So I put a javelin through it's head.

I gotta say, that's the first one of those jokes to ever make me chuckle. I had no idea where you were going with it.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:15 AM   #231
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I gotta say, that's the first one of those jokes to ever make me chuckle. I had no idea where you were going with it.


Why should you always use a condom?

So you don't give your baby AIDS.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:16 AM   #232
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:22 AM   #233
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What's got 4 legs and one arm?

A Doberman at a primary school playground.

EDIT: Obviously I am only telling these so as to highlight how gross they are in the hopes none of you will ever tell them.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:22 AM   #234
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:23 AM   #235
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:28 AM   #236
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What do you call a baby on a stick?

A Kebabie.

What do you call a baby on a stick with no kidneys?

Donor Kebabie.

What did the mother say to the baby on a stick that was crying?

"Shush, Kebabie!"
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:29 AM   #237
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Hey Phils, how many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:30 AM   #238
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lol idk, how many?
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As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

How do you make a dead baby float?
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:32 AM   #240
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As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

How do you make a dead baby float?


Take your foot of it's head
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