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Old 10-03-2012, 11:32 AM   #241
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Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:32 AM   #242
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:33 AM   #243
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How do you make a dead baby float?


ice cream and root beer?

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Old 10-03-2012, 11:33 AM   #244
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How do you make a dead baby float?


Freeze it and put it in a pint?
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:34 AM   #245
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If a tree falls on a baby in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:39 AM   #246
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Doesn't Florida have an abstinence based sex ed plan?
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:35 PM   #247
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Who the fuck has sex at 14

Edit: Actually, when you factor in the nine months, odds are she was 13 at the time. Why are 13-year olds sexually active?


my friend lost his virginity when he was 13 to a 14 year old.
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:39 PM   #248
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Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby

bleh, terrible

why did the soda presser quit his job?

...because it was soda pressing...
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:51 PM   #249
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:51 PM   #250
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I'd **** her.


After reading this story??? Wtf man???
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:52 PM   #251
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After reading this story??? Wtf man???


I'm nasty n8. Nice to meet you.
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:55 PM   #252
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I'm nasty n8. Nice to meet you.


Yeah, but she gave birth to a baby in her bathroom and then choked it to death.....

Plus she's 14 so that make you a................................................. .............











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Old 10-03-2012, 04:57 PM   #253
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:57 PM   #254
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Yeah, but she gave birth to a baby in her bathroom and then choked it to death.....

Plus she's 14 so that make you a................................................. ............. pedo


What part of nasty n8 do you not understand?

EDIT: ^ Totally just ruined it, Phils.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:03 PM   #255
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He's 14


Oh, i see....

pfffff 14 year olds

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EDIT: ^ Totally just ruined it, Phils.



Yes he did
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:05 PM   #256
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What part of nasty n8 do you not understand?

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Old 10-03-2012, 05:10 PM   #257
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In all seriousness, she's would be about 6/10 if she hadn't pried a baby out of her vag with scissors and proceeded to strangle said baby. Now she's about 9.7/10.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:11 PM   #258
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That's a new one.

Unless it's not.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:12 PM   #259
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That's a new one.

Unless it's not.


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In all seriousness, she's would be about 6/10 if she hadn't pried a baby out of her vag with scissors and proceeded to strangle said baby. Now she's about 9.7/10.


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Old 10-03-2012, 05:13 PM   #260
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In all seriousness, she's would be about 6/10 if she hadn't pried out of her vag with scissors and proceeded to strangle said baby. Now she's about 9.7/10.

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