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Old 10-03-2012, 07:23 AM   #21
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:26 AM   #22
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:29 AM   #23
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:29 AM   #24
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:36 AM   #25
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:52 AM   #26
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:05 AM   #27
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Weeeeeeeell, I wouldn't really...
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I imagine the dialog went something like this.

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Old 10-03-2012, 08:08 AM   #28
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:10 AM   #29
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:13 AM   #30
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:16 AM   #31
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:17 AM   #32
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:43 AM   #33
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Learning a new cover song? Feel like recording it? And have people listen to it? See the CATPM thread in the Pit. Here's the user group
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:43 AM   #34
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:45 AM   #35
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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:04 AM   #36
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:05 AM   #37
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:25 AM   #38
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:29 AM   #39
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No, that should be "Asshole full of fists"

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Old 10-03-2012, 09:35 AM   #40
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