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Old 10-03-2012, 09:38 AM   #21
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:39 AM   #22
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see people naked
rob banks
see people naked
rob stores
Fondle people and watch others get beaten for it
see people naked
sneak into concerts, bars, countries
see people naked.

etc. naked


This works for me.
The see people naked thing though, only if they are hot.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:39 AM   #23
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Spying on hot girls. and rob peoples houses Obviously.



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This works for me.
The see people naked thing though, only if they are hot.



And women
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:39 AM   #24
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:43 AM   #25
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And women


Most definitely.

And as corny as this sounds, I would like to do something for the "common good", or something.
I'd be like Invisible Batman.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:44 AM   #26
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Totally this.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:52 AM   #27
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My main stories would involve the mysterious deaths of various criminals and dictators around the world.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:54 AM   #28
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I would also try to see what's all the fuss about area 51.....

And the pervy stuff obviously.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:57 AM   #29
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:59 AM   #30
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Totally sit in on the presidents Air force on jet rides. Sneak into behind closed doors UN meetings and the meeting of the bilderburg/rockefeller/those guys people that one dude on youtube always gets people to go and protest.

Also dont do drugs or drink around me or you will regret it. Paranormal activity for seriously.
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:00 AM   #31
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Rob every bank until I had enough money to build a diamond mansion 200 feet in the sky on a mountain made entirely of my money.


You filthy greedy human! What about naked chick?
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You filthy greedy human! What about naked chick?



Read this in the voice of Niko's cousin in GTA4.
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:02 AM   #33
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You filthy greedy human! What about naked chick?

Dude, I have a fucking mansion made of diamonds. I would get to bang like, so many women.
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:02 AM   #34
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:03 AM   #35
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Rob every bank until I had enough money to build a diamond mansion 200 feet in the sky on a mountain made entirely of my money.



yeah... because... you know... no one would ever catch on to something like that...
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Read this in the voice of Niko's cousin in GTA4.


Ha

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Dude, I have a fucking mansion made of diamonds. I would get to bang like, so many women.


You said your mansion will be 200 feet in the sky, there are no hot chicks there besides birds!
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yeah... because... you know... no one would ever catch on to something like that...

How will they catch me? I'm invisible!

^ Stairs mate, stairs. It'll be like a stairway to heaven, only heaven is my dick.
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:10 AM   #38
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I'd probably quit my job and live off stealing and become a superhero. Maybe I'd learn some martial arts, and boom, I can beat up thugs and rapists pretty easily in the night. Also would rob some rich bastards and donate to charity and totally see certain people naked too.

Or donate my talent to the government to become a super soldier... but eventually they'd probably stab my back like in all comics, games and movies.
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:11 AM   #39
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How will they catch me? I'm invisible!



i'm just sayin, If all of a sudden a large amount of banks were being robbed, then a random average guy built a diamond mansion...
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:12 AM   #40
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Stairs mate, stairs. It'll be like a stairway to heaven, only heaven is my dick.

I'm so glad my cup of tea hadn't quite reached my lips when I read this, or it would be all over my screen right now
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