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Old 10-03-2012, 11:27 AM   #61
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I would also do something ridiculous, like convince the pope to become a die hard Leafs fan by pretending to god. Get him to preach the holy creed of Emery. You know, fun stuff.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:27 AM   #62
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This.


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Yeah. Thats what I mean I want to know one way or the other. It could just be weapons systems development and testing and they are all just laughing at the rednecks off their faces on moonshine who claim to see UFO's.

And yeah I was expecting about 80+% of the responses to be pervy
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:28 AM   #63
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i would also do that, as a matter of fact i would start haunting the pope, he would go mad


1. Turn invisible.
2. Head to the Vatican.
3. Tell the Pope you're God and start making him tell people as you wish.
4. ????
5. (A quarter of the) World domination.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:35 AM   #64
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And yeah I was expecting about 80+% of the responses to be pervy


That's because 20 percent of the people are lying.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:35 AM   #65
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That's because 20 percent of the people are lying.


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Old 10-03-2012, 11:41 AM   #66
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:11 PM   #67
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:42 PM   #68
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:00 PM   #69
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1. Turn invisible.
2. Head to the Vatican.
3. Tell the Pope you're God and start making him tell people as you wish.
4. Make him dance in a ballerina alfit
5.????
6. (A quarter of the) World domination.




FTFY
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:09 PM   #70
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Old 10-03-2012, 03:08 PM   #71
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That's because 20 percent of the people are lying.


Haha, true.
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Old 10-03-2012, 03:12 PM   #72
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:23 PM   #73
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Rob a lot of places man.

And though this might not work as planned but steal new cars and drive around them wearing a hat and shades. Whenever I get pulled over just turn invisible and walk out and look for another car.
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:36 PM   #74
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pervert things.

stealing things.

peeing in public things.

fake haunting people things.

****ing wit Ghost Hunters things.

infiltrating Fort Knox things.

farting on Mitt Romney (etc.) things.
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:50 PM   #75
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Girls' shower. You all would.

Would my ejaculate be invisible?

this is the only real option
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I would probably do the perv thing from time to time but the real treat would be seeing what people really say about you in the few moments after you leave the room.

lol who cares
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:58 PM   #76
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Let's just say I would do something like this to some people:

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Old 10-03-2012, 05:02 PM   #77
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Pull pranks, be pervy, go to concerts and sporting events for free, learn what people really think of me, get money, etc.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:02 PM   #78
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I would also do something ridiculous, like convince the pope to become a die hard Leafs fan by pretending to god. Get him to preach the holy creed of Emery. You know, fun stuff.

this is actually amazing
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:04 PM   #79
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I would also do something ridiculous, like convince the pope to become a die hard Leafs fan by pretending to god. Get him to preach the holy creed of Emery. You know, fun stuff.


I didn't see this post at first.

I approve.
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