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Old 10-03-2012, 09:19 AM   #1
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My life ends now

I have phimosis guys
Just google it so you have an idea of what I'm suffering through.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:19 AM   #2
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Oh no, an easily cured medical condition!
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:19 AM   #3
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Do you actually?
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:21 AM   #4
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Why do you think about that? Explain, please
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:21 AM   #5
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:22 AM   #6
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Lol, damn spellcheck, I meant Flu.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:22 AM   #7
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FYI Everyone. Don't google it.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:24 AM   #8
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Do you mean man flu? Stay in bed for the next 3 weeks. That shit is deadly.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:24 AM   #9
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OH....MY....FUCKING......GOD.................................. I'm just going to go shoot myself now....


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FYI Everyone. Don't google it.






THIS


Yeah guys totally google it!
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:26 AM   #10
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FYI Everyone. Don't google it. Google images it!
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:29 AM   #11
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FYI Everyone. Don't google it.


Yeah...this. I looked it up to maybe give TS some advice or something.

I would cordially like to say

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Old 10-03-2012, 09:35 AM   #12
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Broke dick mother fucker.
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:35 AM   #13
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just calm down and do some light stretching, bro. no need to lose your head over this.
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:05 AM   #14
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That sucks man.
I got sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:27 AM   #15
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:30 AM   #16
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just calm down and do some light stretching, bro. no need to lose your head over this.


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Old 10-03-2012, 10:32 AM   #17
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There are a number of ways to cure a tight foreskin without getting it removed.

1) MANUAL STRETCHING
The vast majority of tight foreskins can be suitably loosened within a month or so by persistant stretching twice daily. Be patient and disciplined to do it regularly, and it'll be worth it in the end.
The below website has good instructions:
http://www.geocities.com/restoremaine/ti…

2) STEROID CREAMS
If the stretching shows no significant improvement after a month, you should get a prescription for betamethasone cream.. Apply this to the tight foreskin inside and outside a couple of times a day for a month, combined with the manual stretching.

3) PREPUTIOPLASTY
If the above methods fail outright, you should look into a minor operation called a preputioplasty, where a relieving incision is made in the tight ring limiting the foreskin retraction. It takes a couple of weeks to heal and should cure any tight foreskin without removing your entire foreskin and its sensory qualities, which is what a circumcision will do. Circumcision is an irreversible and rarely necessary procedure, so make it the last resort.

Ripped from Yahoo Answers
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:32 AM   #18
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:55 AM   #19
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I got it too. but you know what? my dick still functions, so I don't care.
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:01 AM   #20
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