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Old 10-03-2012, 11:10 AM   #21
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:15 AM   #22
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:34 AM   #23
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I don't even have a foreskin, what now fvcker
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:36 AM   #24
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Stop rubbing your **** on your bed and wank like a normal person.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:39 AM   #25
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Dude i like rap and stuff. Im a furry and I also have a wolf plush with a hole that i use at times.


Only at times, though.
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:10 PM   #26
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My foreskin is flexible as hell.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:19 PM   #27
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Dammit TS, I googled that to see what it was.

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Old 10-03-2012, 12:51 PM   #28
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Least ya can piss straight with a boner.
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:00 PM   #29
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:02 PM   #30
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1. Go to a GP.
2. Get given steroidal cream.
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4. Profit.
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:30 PM   #31
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It's an easily curable condition. Even if ti goes to surgery, circumcision really isn't as bad as many guys would have you believe.
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:33 PM   #32
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See, this would be avoidable if you were circumcised like a civilized human being.
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:43 PM   #33
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:47 PM   #34
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You son of a bitch. I just googled that in the middle of class.
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