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View Poll Results: Who do you want to be your president?
Whoomit - The confused party 61 25.52%
horsedick.MPEG - The pornographic Equine Party 74 30.96%
makinlattes - The Coffee and tampons party 59 24.69%
Blake 1221 - The sarcasm party 45 18.83%
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:27 PM   #21
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He won't be able to legalize nudez you gullible prick, nobody can legalize nudez but zappp. And he's russian so he wouldn't.


Don't you slander Horsedick's name.
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:34 PM   #22
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Don't.MPEG you.MPEG slander.MPEG Horsedick.MPEG's name.MPEG.


FTFY.

I'm not slandering his name, i love him :3

But he won't be able to legalize nudez.
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:42 PM   #23
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Look at horse dick's name, and the name of his party. He isn't legalizing human female nudes, he wants to send you horse porn.
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Old 10-03-2012, 01:52 PM   #24
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Look at horse dick's name, and the name of his party. He isn't legalizing human female nudes, he wants to send you horse porn.


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Old 10-03-2012, 01:54 PM   #25
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what if I told you

it was serious

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Old 10-03-2012, 01:58 PM   #26
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you're a little tiny bit


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Old 10-03-2012, 02:00 PM   #27
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Old 10-03-2012, 02:05 PM   #28
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Old 10-03-2012, 02:11 PM   #29
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He isn't as sarcastic as Blake, so you know he's a good person.

He isn't a zoophile like Horsedick.

He isn't... Well... The Confusion party supports coffee/any beverage that has to do with it, so I have nothing on Lattes...

REMEMBER, COMRADES! A VOTE FOR WHOOMIT IS A VOTE FOR WHOOMIT!
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Old 10-03-2012, 02:14 PM   #30
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SUPPORT WHOOMIT!!!!


He isn't as sarcastic as Blake, so you know he's a good person.

He isn't a zoophile like Horsedick.

He isn't... Well... The Confusion party supports coffee/any beverage that has to do with it, so I have nothing on Lattes...

REMEMBER, COMRADES! A VOTE FOR WHOOMIT IS A VOTE FOR WHOOMIT!


But he is mentally deficient and Scottish.

A vote for Blake is a vote for Margot & the Nuclear So and So's, which is clearly the only way to vote.
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Old 10-03-2012, 02:15 PM   #31
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REMEMBER, COMRADES! A VOTE FOR WHOOMIT IS A VOTE FOR WHOOMIT!

A vote for whoomit is a vote for democracy. Therefore, any vote towards anyone is a vote for democracy. Further, since all pariticipants are active in the process of democracy, I could argue that a vote for democracy is a vote for all its parcipitants.

A vote for whoomit is a vote for democracy is a vote for blake/horsedick/lattes, and vise versa.
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Old 10-03-2012, 02:21 PM   #32
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But he is mentally deficient and Scottish.

A vote for Blake is a vote for Margot & the Nuclear So and So's, which is clearly the only way to vote.


As the campaign manager for the Confusion party, I deny these malicious allegations about Whoomit being mentally deficient.


And do you know who else is Scottish?



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Old 10-03-2012, 02:45 PM   #33
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Old 10-03-2012, 02:48 PM   #34
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This is so obviously fixed.
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Old 10-03-2012, 03:04 PM   #36
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Old 10-03-2012, 03:15 PM   #39
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