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View Poll Results: Who do you want to be your president?
Whoomit - The confused party 61 25.52%
horsedick.MPEG - The pornographic Equine Party 74 30.96%
makinlattes - The Coffee and tampons party 59 24.69%
Blake 1221 - The sarcasm party 45 18.83%
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Old 10-03-2012, 03:37 PM   #41
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this is a tough choice...

blake or lattes...

what will they do for me?

whoever gives me a handy will win my vote.
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Old 10-03-2012, 03:40 PM   #42
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this is a tough choice...

blake or lattes...

what will they do for me?

whoever gives me a handy will win my vote.

blake has big bear hands

go lattes
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Old 10-03-2012, 03:49 PM   #43
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I throw my support behind Blake
He is the only choice
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:14 PM   #44
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:19 PM   #45
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Lattes for president of Earth!

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Old 10-03-2012, 04:25 PM   #46
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Whoomit'll almost certainly win. Nobody else is in a sufficiently large enough UG clique.
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:32 PM   #47
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Whoomit or Horsedick.MPEG are the only real choices as I don't know the other two.
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:33 PM   #48
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blake & lattes should've joined forces to make the blakinlattes party.
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Old 10-03-2012, 04:40 PM   #49
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Whoomit, purely for the Ross Noble poster.

If he wins, he has to sign and send me that poster.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:06 PM   #50
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I vote Whoomit, because Talisker.

And because Edinbruh happens to be one of my favourite cities.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:13 PM   #51
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Voted Whoomit because, well, I like Whoomit most.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:16 PM   #52
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I move my support from due's party to Horsedick.MPEG's party.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:25 PM   #53
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I move my support from due's party to Horsedick.MPEG's party.

y n8? y?

blakinlattes is the only choice. Horsedick doesn't even have a dick, his agenda is to steal yours.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:27 PM   #54
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horsedick cuz ugmc
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:28 PM   #55
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y n8? y?

blakinlattes is the only choice. Horsedick doesn't even have a dick, his agenda is to steal yours.


HD.MPEG is my nigga. He would never steal my dick.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:28 PM   #56
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:29 PM   #57
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HD.MPEG is my nigga. He would never steal my dick.

who would steal a little prepubescent baby dick anyways
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:32 PM   #58
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Guess my vote changes from Jackal to Whoomit.

And right now, its tied between him and the Anti-Tiny Dick guy
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:33 PM   #59
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I voted for whoomit, just because it made the results tied for a short time.
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:36 PM   #60
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Shouldn't you be doing chemo or something?
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