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View Poll Results: Who do you want to be your president?
Whoomit - The confused party 61 25.52%
horsedick.MPEG - The pornographic Equine Party 74 30.96%
makinlattes - The Coffee and tampons party 59 24.69%
Blake 1221 - The sarcasm party 45 18.83%
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:27 PM   #81
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Pinky swear


Or with whoomit as 'MakinIt'.

See? That sounds successful already!
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:28 PM   #82
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Old 10-03-2012, 09:47 PM   #83
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Horsedick, you posted a hawt GIF of Alison Brie. You have my vote.
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:48 PM   #84
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Horsedick, you posted a hawt GIF of Alison Brie. You have my vote.


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Old 10-03-2012, 11:15 PM   #85
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horsedick stahp.

you can try to ply me with hawt bewbs all you like, but i already cast my vote.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:17 PM   #86
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Yeah, and I, like, actually have boobs.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:24 PM   #87
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hellz yeah for people who actually have boobs!
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:38 PM   #88
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Yeah, and I, like, actually have boobs.

I don't see any .gifs of your boobs on this website...


...or do I?
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:08 AM   #89
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i vote 4 horse cuz his rad policies, not his lame bribes of boobs.
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:12 AM   #90
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i vote 4 horse cuz his rad policies, not his lame bribes of boobs.


You can't forget about the aspect of my policy that includes boobs.
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:17 AM   #91
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You can't forget about the aspect of my policy that includes boobs.


what about that policy you told me about yesterday involving creating an army of sentient robots to destroy all religious people, because as an atheist you believe they are worth less than roaches?
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:21 AM   #92
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what about that policy you told me about yesterday involving creating an army of sentient robots to destroy all religious people, because as an atheist you believe they are worth less than roaches?


You weren't paying much attention to our conversation last night, because clearly you only payed attention to the robot army aspect of the story
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:27 AM   #93
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I don't see any .gifs of your boobs on this website...


...or do I?

I don't see any moob gifs. I bet the other candidates don't even have any. My cabinet, however, has several members with constant boob access.
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:11 AM   #94
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Post #82 is the break-away point of this election, I believe.

Advanced congratulations to Horsedick.MPEG
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Old 10-04-2012, 03:49 AM   #95
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What a first-class group of candidates.
I'm voting the sarcasm party.
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Old 10-04-2012, 03:51 AM   #96
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Old 10-04-2012, 04:20 AM   #97
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Did you incorrectly capitalise every candidate name deliberatly?
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Old 10-04-2012, 09:30 AM   #98
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Did you incorrectly capitalise every candidate name deliberatly?


He capitalized .MPEG so that's all I worried about
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Old 10-04-2012, 09:43 AM   #99
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He capitalized .MPEG so that's all I worried about

ur th3 only 1 he cars 4 :sniffle:

Is there a 3rd voting round?
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Old 10-04-2012, 09:47 AM   #100
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ur th3 only 1 he cars 4 :sniffle:

Is there a 3rd voting round?


Maybe, it'll probably be only the final 2, which will most likely be just us 2
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