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Old 10-03-2012, 07:14 PM   #41
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'cause lets face it. You do.



oh and ...






Smexy.
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:35 PM   #42
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:42 PM   #43
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:43 PM   #44
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:44 PM   #45
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blood sugar sex magik

it's a diabetic love song

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Old 10-03-2012, 08:41 PM   #46
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THE sexiest song:

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Old 10-03-2012, 09:54 PM   #47
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Yes.

also skin on skin, you can't quit me baby, in the fade, do it again

and of course, you got a killer scene there man



what a sexy, sexy band
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:03 PM   #48
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Am I doing it right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dohQ...pctr=1349317952

(Stick through it, and you'll have a different kind of day. It's seriously more pornographic than I thought YouTube could get.)

Edit: It won't let you embed videos marked as "mature."

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Old 10-03-2012, 10:14 PM   #49
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:42 PM   #50
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yup. makes me wanna bang the shit out of my girlfriend.

she most likely wouldn't have it though. she'd probably find it weird if we ****ed to music.
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:48 PM   #51
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Old 10-03-2012, 10:59 PM   #52
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Not necessarily a sexy song, but this one always comes to mind. The video gets bonus points for rowdy sex jail though. Also, verbal trademark on "Rowdy Sex Jail". I feel like there's money to be made there.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:29 PM   #53
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she most likely wouldn't have it though. she'd probably find it weird if we ****ed to music.

Thats the best way to do it! I love ****ing to good music. The heavier the better for me.

Unfortunately, we rarely plan it enough that I can stop and put on a song, but the few times it happened were awesome.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:40 PM   #54
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Thats the best way to do it! I love ****ing to good music. The heavier the better for me.

Unfortunately, we rarely plan it enough that I can stop and put on a song, but the few times it happened were awesome.


I boned a chick while listening to OK Computer once. I'm not sure if I came because of her or because of Thom Yorke gently caressing my earpussy.
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:40 PM   #55
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Thats the best way to do it! I love ****ing to good music. The heavier the better for me.

Unfortunately, we rarely plan it enough that I can stop and put on a song, but the few times it happened were awesome.


I once ****ed to this:



That wasn't easy though....

During the end it was really.......... fun and weird........
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Old 10-03-2012, 11:55 PM   #56
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I once ****ed to this:



That wasn't easy though....

During the end it was really.......... fun and weird........

i'd be laughing too hard to do this
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:20 AM   #57
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Or alternatively:

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Old 10-04-2012, 01:43 AM   #58
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A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

[Chorus]
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

[Chorus]

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down ....
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:54 AM   #59
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:02 AM   #60
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