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Ascendant

Nice troll, I'd give you a B+ for effort.

Eastwinn

honestly TS, you could do a lot better. you're coming on too thick. it isn't believable beyond those turds on the first page. you need to cite specific, erronious examples and battle strawmen on trivial issues. i also don't recall seeing you misinterpret the purpose of the constitution as well as at least one amendment.

looks like you're trying to get off easy here. but not while i'm around. produce a paper that will put me in stitches. noa.

jakesmellspoo

just ejaculate on the flag and hand it in.

you know you want to.

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SaintsofNowhere

i'm a lazy bastard this took me like an hour and most of that was finding sources to support what I said and then making the works cited. however, if you will step up to the plate and give me some examples as well as a good way to misinterpret the constitution, I will use it.

I will put that Obama bit in also, that's good stuff. good, american stuff.

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BDR_23

soo many people like this, its like their brains are replaced with patriotism and talking points.

TunerAddict

Not subtle enough. You need to go back through and make it less obvious. But I like the idea.

SaintsofNowhere

Apparently subtle enough to fool the first page

My teacher already knows my thoughts on this, anyway, though

Also, the title is "Imperialism, Manifest Destiny, and the United States’ Entitlement to the Entire World"

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SaintsofNowhere

Got it graded, 95. I just don't understand why it wasn't a hundred. I thought it was perfect.

Here's the added paragraph for any more lols that can be milked from this thing

There is only one dilemma when it comes to the commencement of these wonderful plans, and that is the biggest threat to freedom and democracy of all time: the communist-terrorist and alleged president named Barack Obama. Since 2008, he has been attempting to destroy America a day at a time. I have unreliable inside sources that assure me that he only became “president” (I do not honor his office) so that he could deliver inside information to Al Qaeda. Also, he hates America. That is why he was not born here and was instead born in Kenya; but his position is no fault of the American people. Instead, I assume that the election must have somehow been rigged; or perhaps, the end times are finally upon us and Obama is the antichrist. Either way, I have confidence that he will lose the upcoming election and soon America will be right back on track; that is unless the Mormon Mitt Romney fails and runs the country amok, as his predecessor did in flamboyant fashion- but I dream of the day where the globe is no longer a collection of hundreds of sectioned-off countries, but only oceans and uncut pieces of land with the word, “America,” written across it in big capital letters! Because of America’s divine entitlement to everything on the earth, infallibility, and necessary role of the world’s personal police force, it is obvious that the U.S.A. deserves everything it has and much more. What’s next? The planet, then the moon? Then the solar system? Even perhaps the entire universe? Only time will tell!

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TunerAddict

Please tell me you had to present on your paper.

Saint78

who are the saaaaaaaaints of nowhereee
you are the saaaaint of my <3

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TooktheAtrain

7/10, had me fooled until the start of the second paragraph. Four of the points are for effort.

Read the whole thing, revised score.

SaintsofNowhere

:')

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mtshark

This essay needs BTBAM.

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due 07

Funnily enough I did my senior project last year on the same thing.

crazysam23_Atax

Me too.

I mean...it's like TS's essay is sarcastic. Problem is, this is an assignment for government class. It's not supposed to be sarcastic.

Edit:
What?!

I've really decided either 1) your professor is wack as hell OR 2) your "professor" doesn't exist and you're trolling us. The second is most likely...

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TooktheAtrain

Satire is a legit form of essay, even in academia. See Jonathon Swift.

crazysam23_Atax

Satire is usually not a preferred form of essay for government class.

Swift wasn't writing that stuff for government class. He was on a whole 'nother level than that, man.

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