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Old 10-04-2012, 01:14 PM   #21
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Shit diarrhea into a tub, until it's about half full. Dump two gallons of horse urine and three gallons of bleach. Throw in there two baseballs and one basketball spraypainted green with sparkles (this is important). Get a ear piercing and tell your mother you're gay. Go out in the middle of the night and blow a homeless guy: doesn't matter who, anyone. Go home and strap your dick with a belt until it starts to hurt. Cut any vein in your dick and remove the belt: scoop all the blood into a cup. Use it to write in the wall "OMETH PLZ" and throw yourself into the the tub. Stop breathing and die.

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Old 10-04-2012, 01:18 PM   #22
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Shit diarrhea into a tub, until it's about half full. Dump two gallons of horse urine and three gallons of bleach. Throw in there two baseballs and one basketball spraypainted green with sparkles (this is important). Get a ear piercing and tell your mother you're gay. Go out in the middle of the night and blow a homeless guy: doesn't matter who, anyone. Go home and strap your dick with a belt until it starts to hurt. Cut any vein in your dick and remove the belt: scoop all the blood into a cup. Use it to write in the wall "OMETH PLZ" and throw yourself into the the tub. Stop breathing and die.



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Old 10-04-2012, 01:20 PM   #23
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Drink a ton of water and have it come out your nose. That should get rid of it.


Fair point, but then it'll be a vicious cycle of nose puking and fart sniffing. I don't think I could deal with that sort of life.

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Shit diarrhea into a tub, until it's about half full. Dump two gallons of horse urine and three gallons of bleach. Throw in there two baseballs and one basketball spraypainted green with sparkles (this is important). Get a ear piercing and tell your mother you're gay. Go out in the middle of the night and blow a homeless guy: doesn't matter who, anyone. Go home and strap your dick with a belt until it starts to hurt. Cut any vein in your dick and remove the belt: scoop all the blood into a cup. Use it to write in the wall "OMETH PLZ" and throw yourself into the the tub. Stop breathing and die.


wait a sec are u trying to cheat me again
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:20 PM   #24
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My suggestion is not to drink to liters of water in under a minute.

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Old 10-04-2012, 01:23 PM   #25
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Fair point, but then it'll be a vicious cycle of nose puking and fart sniffing. I don't think I could deal with that sort of life.


But it's the circle of life

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Old 10-04-2012, 01:26 PM   #26
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:27 PM   #27
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dont drink 2 liters of water in under a minute. water poisoning bro
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:39 PM   #28
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Why would you even try that?

Anyway, I'm surprised this hasn't been suggested yet... spaghetti floss!

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Old 10-04-2012, 01:40 PM   #29
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But it's the circle of life

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But I get to use trigonometry when it's like this.

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dont drink 2 liters of water in under a minute. water poisoning bro


Just did my research on that, yeah that confirmed how bad an idea it was. Though my friends were more concerned about me drowning for some reason...

Edit: To whoomit, it was after eating ten dry rich tea biscuits, something had to wash it down... Okay, I'm off to get some spaghetti.
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:40 PM   #30
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:43 PM   #31
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Real help? REAL HELP? What do you think I am, a reasonable person?
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:46 PM   #33
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:50 PM   #34
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use a netti pot. It doesn't feel as weird as you think it will and you quickly get over the sensation. It works well for most people but doesn't work as well for me because I have a deviated septum.
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:13 PM   #35
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:16 PM   #36
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use a netti pot. It doesn't feel as weird as you think it will and you quickly get over the sensation. It works well for most people but doesn't work as well for me because I have a deviated septum.


I already pretty much suggested this, though I assumed that if he knew what a netti pot was or had one, I wouldn't need to tell him, which is why I said use a funnel.
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:17 PM   #37
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use a netti pot. It doesn't feel as weird as you think it will and you quickly get over the sensation. It works well for most people but doesn't work as well for me because I have a deviated septum.

Yea, they actually work really well.
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:18 PM   #38
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I don't get it.

I was just being picky. You should have used "2" or "two" if I read it correctly.

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I was just being picky. You should have used "2" or "two" if I read it correctly.


I'm just not seeing it.
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