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Old 10-04-2012, 10:49 PM   #21
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Replace his girlfriends with grizzly bears. Then you'll have all the girls, and he'll have all the bears.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:50 PM   #22
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Replace his girlfriends with grizzly bears. Then you'll have all the girls, and he'll have all the bears.

You sir are a genius.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:51 PM   #23
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Did it help that I explained it?
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:51 PM   #24
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Did it help that I explained it?

Very much.
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:55 PM   #25
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Poison his food with methamphetamine.
That way, you only have to do it once and he does all the work himself.
Solved!
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:57 PM   #26
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Have each member of your dildo buy a giant black dildo and chase him arround the yard screaming all your base belongs to us!
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Old 10-04-2012, 10:57 PM   #27
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Poison his food with methamphetamine.
That way, you only have to do it once and he does all the work himself.
Solved!

Also a good plan. But he said he would kill me should i be concerned?
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:01 PM   #28
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Give him the ol' man-tangle wrangle with the knuckles, then when his beef wangus has hardened to max blasticity, grip firmly and rip so hard that you deglove his penis of skin. Leaving a squirting, veiny meat-pole.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:02 PM   #29
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Also a good plan. But he said he would kill me should i be concerned?


Once he's on meth he won't be able to do fck all.
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Sig quotes can't be raised in captivity as you are trying to do, they must be taken from their natural environment, the vast plains of the pit for them to be truly beautiful


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Old 10-04-2012, 11:03 PM   #30
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Give him the ol' man-tangle wrangle with the knuckles, then when his beef wangus has hardened to max blasticity, grip firmly and rip so hard that you deglove his penis of skin. Leaving a squirting, veiny meat-pole.

Good idea pull a steel panther on him.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:05 PM   #31
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Good idea pull a steel panther on him.


Then you could eat him.


It ain't cheatin'
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:27 PM   #32
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Then you could eat him.


It ain't cheatin'

Interesting...
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:33 PM   #33
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Seriously replace him. My band has a policy on handling your shit. If you don't practice, **** around too much, or can't help equally financially we look for someone else on Craigslist. Keeping a good band together isn't easy but you won't get what you want out of it until you find the right people. He doesn't seem to care, so you shouldn't care about having him in your band. But if this is an issue about speaking up about it, you've got a whole other problem.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:44 PM   #34
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Seriously replace him. My band has a policy on handling your shit. If you don't practice, **** around too much, or can't help equally financially we look for someone else on Craigslist. Keeping a good band together isn't easy but you won't get what you want out of it until you find the right people. He doesn't seem to care, so you shouldn't care about having him in your band. But if this is an issue about speaking up about it, you've got a whole other problem.

The problem is he just doesn't care about the music anymore it's just about the chicks. So i'm firing him.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:48 PM   #35
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Put a gun to his head and tell him you'll kill him and trace back his entire bloodline and kill everyone related to him still alive.


Then throw a jar of mint jam at his front door.
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:49 PM   #36
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Tell him you've already called the cops. And they've got his hoe
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Old 10-04-2012, 11:54 PM   #37
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Tell him you've already called the cops. And they've got his hoe

That maybe a good idea he said "i'll kill you" So i think i'll give him something to think about.
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Put a gun to his head and tell him you'll kill him and trace back his entire bloodline and kill everyone related to him still alive.


Then throw a jar of mint jam at his front door.

lol sounds like a plan.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:01 AM   #39
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accidently chop off his fingers on his left hand, and if he doesn't stay in the band, he's not worthy.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:09 AM   #40
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Deathmatch. It's the only way. For everything.
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