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Old 10-05-2012, 01:28 PM   #21
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I want to beat horse dick.



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Old 10-05-2012, 01:29 PM   #22
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Whoever you feel is best for the position.

I mean, me! Vote me!


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The black guy.


I'm not getting a consistent answer here, guys.

...unless whoomit is black
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:31 PM   #23
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I'm not getting a consistent answer here, guys.

...unless whoomit is black


Whoomit's whiter than a sheet of paper made from Mitt Romney.

Now granted unlike a sheet of paper made from Mitt Romney, Whoomit's actually a cool guy.

But he's also not black.

And you should totally listen to me.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:31 PM   #24
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I'm not getting a consistent answer here, guys.

...unless whoomit is black


You sound confused. That means you fit in the confused party. Vote Whoomit.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:31 PM   #25
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Both candidates are good. I don't know who to vote for.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:34 PM   #26
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Vote Jackal, eliminated

Vote Lattes, eliminated

Now I'm stuck with two sods that I can't be bothered to choose between.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:38 PM   #27
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If this final stage of the election had happened but a day ago, I would have voted Whoomit and advocated that everyone do the same - and I would have been content with that. Alas, this is not yesterday, and in the light of a new day, a horrendous event has come to my attention and sadness; forcing me to re-evaluate my previously stern support of this drunken dino.
Earlier today, I was happily browsing the pit and minding my own business, when suddenly I ca-... ca-... Sorry, it's just that... Thinking about it burdens my mind still... As I said, I was minding my own business, when suddenly I came across by this hung bastard, with his fluffy, inanimate - and extensively sodomized - grinning girlfriend. His post indirectly encouraged me - no, figuratively compelled me - into changing my avatar. I still regret that he - a man I considered my friend - forced me to do that, even to this day. For some time after that violent procedure, I came to discover that the action was not as easily undone as I had hoped. My old avatar was... unavailable to me (by absolutely no fault of my own, I assure you), so now I'm forced to either change avatar completely, keep this blasted thing that currently resides beneath my name, or spend literally minutes uncovering the template for my beloved avatar and edit it.

And there is another thing... This man, who presents himself to you as a presidential candidate. He is easily recognisable, is he not? The loveable drunken dinosaur of the pit. Well, I've got another horrendous discovery to reveal; he is not a true dinosaur - he is a homo sapiens, a mere boring mammal. And ask yourself this, when was the last time you actually saw him drunk?

In the end, it is impossible for me to endorse him as things stand.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:40 PM   #28
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I have to admit, that's why i'm voting for you

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I dislike both.


Yet you voted for Whoomit
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:42 PM   #29
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As it stands, I suppose I do fit in rather nicely with the Confused Party. Hmmmm...
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:43 PM   #30
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If this final stage of the election had happened but a day ago, I would have voted Whoomit and advocated that everyone do the same - and I would have been content with that. Alas, this is not yesterday, and in the light of a new day, a horrendous event has come to my attention and sadness; forcing me to re-evaluate my previously stern support of this drunken dino.
Earlier today, I was happily browsing the pit and minding my own business, when suddenly I ca-... ca-... Sorry, it's just that... Thinking about it burdens my mind still... As I said, I was minding my own business, when suddenly I came across by this hung bastard, with his fluffy, inanimate - and extensively sodomized - grinning girlfriend. His post indirectly encouraged me - no, figuratively compelled me - into changing my avatar. I still regret that he - a man I considered my friend - forced me to do that, even to this day. For some time after that violent procedure, I came to discover that the action was not as easily undone as I had hoped. My old avatar was... unavailable to me (by absolutely no fault of my own, I assure you), so now I'm forced to either change avatar completely, keep this blasted thing that currently resides beneath my name, or spend literally minutes uncovering the template for my beloved avatar and edit it.

And there is another thing... This man, who presents himself to you as a presidential candidate. He is easily recognisable, is he not? The loveable drunken dinosaur of the pit. Well, I've got another horrendous discovery to reveal; he is not a true dinosaur - he is a homo sapiens, a mere boring mammal. And ask yourself this, when was the last time you actually saw him drunk?

In the end, it is impossible for me to endorse him as things stand.

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Old 10-05-2012, 01:43 PM   #31
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Message to both candidates: I am an undecided voter. Convince me to vote for either of you. A duel to the death would also suffice.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:44 PM   #32
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As it stands, I suppose I do fit in rather nicely with the Confused Party. Hmmmm...

It's not about fitting in or whether or not your ideal policies line up.

IT'S ABOUT STOMPING THE OTHER SIDE!
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:44 PM   #33
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Message to both candidates: I am an undecided voter. Convince me to vote for either of you. A duel to the death would also suffice.

I just helped an extremely distressed otter.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:46 PM   #34
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Actually, I propose a 3rd option be opened for those of us who are actively against both parties to make a vote of no confidence in the abilities of either candidate to effectively run the Pit and demand new candidates be found and the election re-run.

I DEMAND IT!
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:46 PM   #35
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Actually, I propose a 3rd option be opened for those of us who are actively against both parties to make a vote of no confidence in the abilities of either candidate to effectively run the Pit and demand new candidates be found and the election re-run.

I DEMAND IT!

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Old 10-05-2012, 01:47 PM   #36
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I just helped an extremely distressed otter.


Dammit Whoomit, you sexy bitch, stop making me want to vote for you instead.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:48 PM   #37
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I just helped an extremely distressed otter.

This is not relevant to my interests.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:48 PM   #38
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:50 PM   #39
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I put my considerable weight behind whoomit. Metaphorically and physically.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:51 PM   #40
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Whoomit don't Jew-hit.






Yes, I'm saying that Horsedick is an anti-semite.
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