10-05-2012, 01:28 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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I want to beat horse dick.
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10-05-2012, 01:29 PM
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Mornië alantië!
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: San Diego, CA brah
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 I'm not getting a consistent answer here, guys....unless whoomit is black
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10-05-2012, 01:31 PM
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UG's Luna
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The Moon
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Whoomit's whiter than a sheet of paper made from Mitt Romney. Now granted unlike a sheet of paper made from Mitt Romney, Whoomit's actually a cool guy. But he's also not black. And you should totally listen to me.
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10-05-2012, 01:31 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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You sound confused. That means you fit in the confused party. Vote Whoomit. |
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10-05-2012, 01:31 PM
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UG's Super Kami Guru
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: I AM AN ADULT!!!
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Both candidates are good. I don't know who to vote for.
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10-05-2012, 01:38 PM
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Encephalectomized
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: The ever-changing mass of people.
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If this final stage of the election had happened but a day ago, I would have voted Whoomit and advocated that everyone do the same - and I would have been content with that. Alas, this is not yesterday, and in the light of a new day, a horrendous event has come to my attention and sadness; forcing me to re-evaluate my previously stern support of this drunken dino.
Earlier today, I was happily browsing the pit and minding my own business, when suddenly I ca-... ca-... Sorry, it's just that... Thinking about it burdens my mind still... As I said, I was minding my own business, when suddenly I came across by this hung bastard, with his fluffy, inanimate - and extensively sodomized - grinning girlfriend. His post indirectly encouraged me - no, figuratively compelled me - into changing my avatar. I still regret that he - a man I considered my friend - forced me to do that, even to this day. For some time after that violent procedure, I came to discover that the action was not as easily undone as I had hoped. My old avatar was... unavailable to me (by absolutely no fault of my own, I assure you), so now I'm forced to either change avatar completely, keep this blasted thing that currently resides beneath my name, or spend literally minutes uncovering the template for my beloved avatar and edit it. And there is another thing... This man, who presents himself to you as a presidential candidate. He is easily recognisable, is he not? The loveable drunken dinosaur of the pit. Well, I've got another horrendous discovery to reveal; he is not a true dinosaur - he is a homo sapiens, a mere boring mammal. And ask yourself this, when was the last time you actually saw him drunk? In the end, it is impossible for me to endorse him as things stand. 
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10-05-2012, 01:40 PM
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Not caring no more
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: On a Small Ugly Rock In Space, Surrounded By Over 7,000,000,000 Ignorant Cunts And Retąrds....... Status: If I Just Posted This Then I Probably Have Too Much Spare Time.....
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I have to admit, that's why i'm voting for you   Edit: Quote:
Yet you voted for Whoomit 
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10-05-2012, 01:42 PM
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Mornië alantië!
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: San Diego, CA brah
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As it stands, I suppose I do fit in rather nicely with the Confused Party. Hmmmm...
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10-05-2012, 01:43 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...line=1347111954 :3 |
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10-05-2012, 01:43 PM
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VibraTHORus Rex
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Florida
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Message to both candidates: I am an undecided voter. Convince me to vote for either of you. A duel to the death would also suffice.
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10-05-2012, 01:44 PM
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The bunny slayer
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Indiana
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It's not about fitting in or whether or not your ideal policies line up. IT'S ABOUT STOMPING THE OTHER SIDE!
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10-05-2012, 01:44 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sexy Presidential Palace.
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I just helped an extremely distressed otter. |
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10-05-2012, 01:46 PM
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UG's Jewish Seinfeld
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Coventry/Hertford, EDMland
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Actually, I propose a 3rd option be opened for those of us who are actively against both parties to make a vote of no confidence in the abilities of either candidate to effectively run the Pit and demand new candidates be found and the election re-run.
I DEMAND IT! |
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10-05-2012, 01:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: its a mirror thread
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10-05-2012, 01:47 PM
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UG's Luna
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The Moon
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Dammit Whoomit, you sexy bitch, stop making me want to vote for you instead. 
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10-05-2012, 01:48 PM
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VibraTHORus Rex
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Florida
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This is not relevant to my interests.
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10-05-2012, 01:48 PM
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Funyuns ho!
Join Date: Nov 2011
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I am confused and aroused.
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10-05-2012, 01:50 PM
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UG's only DB
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Presidential Palace
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I put my considerable weight behind whoomit. Metaphorically and physically.
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10-05-2012, 01:51 PM
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Call me Leon
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Perth, Australia
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Whoomit don't Jew-hit.
Yes, I'm saying that Horsedick is an anti-semite. |
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