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Old 10-05-2012, 02:40 PM   #61
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Old 10-05-2012, 02:44 PM   #62
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Can I supplement my armoury with my deadly wits?



No, infact, I suggest that we both be gagged so that the victor is definately the person who has the most skill with a feather duster
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And do death strictly have to be by feathering? Because if not, I appear to have time by my side.

Ahh, but I have guile and more life experience on my side.
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Old 10-05-2012, 02:48 PM   #63
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these are not the candidates i wanted.

which one of you is less of a wiener?
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Old 10-05-2012, 02:48 PM   #64
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Both candidates are bad and thus I will refrain from voting.

Edit: Actually I'll vote for myself as a write-in.
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Old 10-05-2012, 03:04 PM   #65
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I figured Whoomit would pick up the other nominees votes. Whoomit is the only option now.
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Old 10-05-2012, 03:26 PM   #66
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Whoomit is such a good guy that he didn't even vote for himself.
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Old 10-05-2012, 03:36 PM   #67
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No, infact, I suggest that we both be gagged so that the victor is definately the person who has the most skill with a feather duster

But if we are gagged, we will be incapable of laughing properly - thus death will not be caused by laughter in itself, but failed attempts at it. It's almost as if you don't want this duel to be implementable.
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Ahh, but I have guile and more life experience on my side.
And I suspect that you will find that Guile is not on your side, but is merely deceiving you, acquiring intelligence that will further guarantee my victory. It also seems likely to me that life experience will fall short to muscular mobility.
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Old 10-05-2012, 03:41 PM   #68
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Strange, I didn't find Equestrian Phallic Audiovisual-file's location of"in the *******, buttering my asshole."

With words like that, you need to watch your back.

My location has a true story behind it.
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Old 10-05-2012, 03:42 PM   #69
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I demand a recount.
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Old 10-05-2012, 03:45 PM   #70
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People that voted for Whoomit:

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A Moody Nerd, adamgur96, billtsas, BladeSlinger, BlitzkriegAir, Burgery, ChamsRock, cjviper, crackerpleaz, daytripper75, Deliriumbassist, Deotima, Draken, edgeyyz, eGraham, G!!, GoxGetterxGuy, GuitarDomen, Harvey Swick, Jackal58, Jacobbarnes1, Jearl, jimihendrix6699, Joshua Garcia, jugglingfreak, Kensai, KingTighe, kratos379, L2112Lif, Lord_Doku, MoJo-EaTeR, Nickpocalypse, niels-uiterwaal, PaulyVengeance, Sagati, Scarmadillo, shavorules42, Shotgunmerc, SlackerBabbath, slapsymcdougal, Smeghead64, Soccerguy, Tag43, Telecaster7, theguy579, thes50, Tunaman008, WCPhils, whywefight, wolvesofmibu, yoman297


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Old 10-05-2012, 03:45 PM   #71
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My daily question for candidates:

I have a puppy. He recently lost his job at the fire department because of city spending cuts. Oddly enough, he was injured on the job the week of his departure, and no longer has health insurance. What action do you propose to help hardworking citizens like these?
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:13 PM   #72
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With words like that, you need to watch your back.

My location has a true story behind it.
I know; there's little I don't know about your sexual adventures. I was trying to subtly make a point of Ponypenis.gif being a liar - since if whoomit wasn't winning I'd feel bad about my behaviour with him, so I thought I'd help him out a bit to even things out.
Since my attempts at subtlety apparently didn't work, I'll go for blatancy: Coltcock.jpg is a liar. A a terrible, machiavellian, master crafter of brilliant and entertaining lies. In fact, he is not even endowed with a horsedick. And he's actually asian, and thus not entitled to the amount of street-talk he utilises.

Btw Whoomit, if you win, you can try to have the mods capitalize that W :3
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:26 PM   #73
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:33 PM   #74
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Who should I vote for and why?
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:35 PM   #75
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whoomit because whoomit/ because no makinglattes
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:36 PM   #76
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I demand a recount.

this.

the whole election is a sham.
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:41 PM   #77
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I know; there's little I don't know about your sexual adventures. I was trying to subtly make a point of Ponypenis.gif being a liar - since if whoomit wasn't winning I'd feel bad about my behaviour with him, so I thought I'd help him out a bit to even things out.
Since my attempts at subtlety apparently didn't work, I'll go for blatancy: Coltcock.jpg is a liar. A a terrible, machiavellian, master crafter of brilliant and entertaining lies. In fact, he is not even endowed with a horsedick. And he's actually asian, and thus not entitled to the amount of street-talk he utilises.

This is you.

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Old 10-05-2012, 05:07 PM   #78
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This is you.

delicious_jelly.jpg
Of you or him or both? Because let's admit it; both of you are feasible objects of jelly. Since most of my knowledge of you are based on the "weird-sexual experiences thread" (which does say a lot about you ), I know that you did the quoted thingy, are bisexual and once penetrated a girl with a fucking guitar. Three points to you, none to me.
And Horsey practically runs the "embarrassing horney things you did when you were little". Even if his contributions consists of complete fabrications.

Although, admittedly, within this context you could favourably have used another kind of "jelly" to get your point across, along with other implications

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Old 10-05-2012, 05:16 PM   #79
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I say there should be a televised debate between whoomit and horsedick.
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Old 10-05-2012, 05:29 PM   #80
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Horsedick.MPEG all the way I heard that Whoomit's mother was a pornstar and his actual father was a black communist

(if you don't get the reference)
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