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You know what bugs me about time travel theories...
 In just about every time travel theory, movie, book, anecdote, limerick, and riddle, people always bring up the idea that "if you mess up something in the past, you could wind up not existing or otherwise change the future." This is bulliest of shit, and I'll explain why... If you go back in time, everything you do already happened because it's the past. This means that before you even invented time travel to go back to the 1800's to f*** your great, great, great, (smokin' hot) grandma, she was already f***ed by her great grandson by the time you invent time travel. You didn't change anything, you just did what already happened in the past. Get what I'm saying? If you go into the past and do something, it already happened. Going back in time won't suddenly change things in the present because it already happened IN THE PAST. Although... Things do still get a little murky when you factor in the idea of: if you did something like kill your great grandma (after you f***ed, of course), that's where things get paradoxical. If you kill your grandmother before she gave birth, how would you exist to kill her in the first place? But then again, maybe you already know you won't kill her, simply because you exist... Ok maybe I'm still lost on the whole idea, but I think everyone is. Thoughts?
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10-05-2012, 03:02 PM
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That you posted this thread next year?
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10-05-2012, 03:02 PM
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10-05-2012, 03:04 PM
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10-05-2012, 03:05 PM
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Well apparently she wasn't your real grandmother because you still existed to go back and kill whoever you thought your grandmother was... |
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10-05-2012, 03:07 PM
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woah.
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10-05-2012, 03:07 PM
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Whoa...
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TIME TRAVEL IS IMPOSSIBLE!
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10-05-2012, 03:10 PM
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ts, that's an annoying thing to think about
truth is time travel is impossible brah
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10-05-2012, 03:12 PM
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Killing your grandma wouldn't cancel your existence cause you're adopted
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10-05-2012, 03:12 PM
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Time travel is possible, just not backward. YET....
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10-05-2012, 03:12 PM
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10-05-2012, 03:13 PM
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10-05-2012, 03:14 PM
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Good to know someone caught the reference 
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10-05-2012, 03:15 PM
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Someone doesn't understand that logic need not apply to a fictitious plot device which already stretches the boundaries of time and reality very liberally.
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10-05-2012, 03:15 PM
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You are obviously the first person to have thought of this.
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10-05-2012, 03:26 PM
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The thing about time travel is this...
Back to the Future rules Or Terminator rules.
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10-05-2012, 03:40 PM
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If time travel were possible, someone from the future would have already came back to the past to tell us about time travel.
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