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Old 10-05-2012, 04:41 PM   #41
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Man a wasteman, innit..
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But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:44 PM   #42
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Wow you lost your shit over that.

did you forget your meds this morning or something?
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:46 PM   #43
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I had the most overwhelming urge to punch my coworker in the face today at taco bell because of what he said. the conversation went something like this...

him: Do you eat sushi?

me: no

him:WHAT! how can you not eat sushi?

me: I don't like it.

him: thats so weird. I thought everyone eats sushi.

me I thought that made me normal.

him( proceeds to start eating suhi)

Him: so what kinda food do you eat?

me: mostly burgers

him: do you eat at Mc. Donald's?

me: not really.

him: How do you like burgers and not eat at Mc. Donald's?


the rage was overwhelming.

so what is the closest you have come to punching somebody over what they said?
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:47 PM   #44
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And that kind of attitude, TS, is why Taco Bell will be the highlight of your career.
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:48 PM   #45
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I had the most overwhelming urge to punch my coworker in the face today at taco bell because of what he said. the conversation went something like this...

him: Do you eat sushi?

me: no

him:WHAT! how can you not eat sushi?

me: I don't like it.

him: thats so weird. I thought everyone eats sushi.

me I thought that made me normal.

him( proceeds to start eating suhi)

Him: so what kinda food do you eat?

me: mostly burgers

him: do you eat at Mc. Donald's?

me: not really.

him: How do you like burgers and not eat at Mc. Donald's?


the rage was overwhelming.

so what is the closest you have come to punching somebody over what they said?

This one guy said to me "Do you like to listen to music I like?"

I punched him because I hate 9 word sentences.
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Old 10-05-2012, 04:49 PM   #46
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I punched him because I hate 9 word sentences.


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Old 10-05-2012, 04:52 PM   #47
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Old 10-05-2012, 05:04 PM   #48
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99% of teenajers hve muved on to Rap nd RnB
if u r 1 of d 1% dat stil lyks metal
post dis on ur profile 2 show dat ur stil
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Old 10-05-2012, 05:05 PM   #49
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angela gosow in nipl tasels


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Old 10-05-2012, 05:11 PM   #50
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Shouldn't that hand be made out of sixes

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Old 10-05-2012, 05:11 PM   #51
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99% of teenajers hve muved on to Rap nd RnB
if u r 1 of d 1% dat stil lyks metal
post dis on ur profile 2 show dat ur stil
super hxc and sxcr den
angela gosow in nipl tasels


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Old 10-05-2012, 05:14 PM   #52
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TS is really missing out on the new Lil Wayne/Metallica collabo album they just released. Your co-worker was just trying to put you onto some good music. Wayne playing guitar, and James rapping. shit is great.
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Old 10-05-2012, 06:04 PM   #53
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I had the most overwhelming urge to punch my coworker in the face today at taco bell because of what he said. the conversation went something like this...

him: Do you listen to lil wayne?

me: no

him:WHAT! how can you not listen to him?

me: I don't like him.

him: thats so weird. I thought everyone listen to lil wayne.

me I thought that made me normal.

him( proceeds to start singing one of his songs about having sex with women and pussies)

Him: so what kinda music do you listen to?

me: mostly metal.

him: do you listen to metallica?

me: not really.

him: How do you like metal then and not listen to metallica?

me: I don't like them.

him: thats so weird. I thought everyone listen to metallica.

me I thought that made me normal.

him( proceeds to start singing one of their songs about puppets)

Him: so what kinda metal do you listen to?

me: mostly death metal.

him: do you listen to cannibal corpse?

me: not really.

him: How do you like death metal then and not listen to cannibal corpse?

me: I don't like them.

him: thats so weird. I thought everyone listen to cannibal corpse.

me I thought that made me normal.

him( proceeds to start singing one of their songs about blood and guts)

Him: so what kinda death metal do you listen to?

me: mostly melodic death metal.

him: do you listen to children of bodom?

me: not really.

him: How do you like melodic death metal then and not listen to children of bodom?

me: I don't like them.

him: thats so weird. I thought everyone listen to children of bodom.

me I thought that made me normal.

him( proceeds to start singing one of their songs about lake bodom)

Him: so what kinda melodic death metal do you listen to?

me: mostly american melodic death metal.

him: do you listen to the black dahlia murder?

me: not really.

him: How do you like american melodic death metal then and not listen to the black dahlia murder?

the rage was overwhelming.

so what is the closest you have come to punching somebody over what they said?
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Old 10-05-2012, 06:18 PM   #54
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And that kind of attitude, TS, is why Taco Bell will be the highlight of your career.


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Old 10-05-2012, 06:38 PM   #55
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Proof that classical music causes violent tendencies. Please, for the love of god, keep it out of schools.


Don't forget blues and jazz, all that sax and violins isn't good for the kids.
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Old 10-05-2012, 06:47 PM   #56
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This reminds of that joke, the one that just goes on and on and on
You ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you don't know the capital of Bolivia?
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Old 10-05-2012, 06:57 PM   #57
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I had the most overwhelming urge to punch my coworker in the face today because of what he said. the conversation went something like this...

him: Do you like grilling with propane?

me: no

him:WHAT! how can you not like grilling with propane?

me: I don't like the taste.

him: thats so weird. I thought everyone liked propane.

me I thought that made me normal.

him( proceeds to start grilling some burgers)

Him: so what kinda fuel do you use to grill?

me: mostly charcoal.

him: do you use Kingston?

me: not really.

him: How do you grill with charcoal then and not buy Kingston?


the rage was overwhelming.

so what is the closest you have come to punching somebody over what they said?
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:15 PM   #58
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I had the most overwhelming urge to punch my coworker in the face today at taco bell because of what he said. the conversation went something like this...

him: Did you ever punch a coworker in the face?

me: no

him:WHAT! how can you not punch a coworker in the face!?

me: I don't like to.

him: thats so weird. I thought everyone punches coworkers in the face

me I thought that made me normal.

him( proceeds to punch a coworker in the face)

Him: so what do you do to coworkers?

me: mostly get along with them and share good times.

him: Do you ever share good times with horses ?

me: not really.

him: How do you share good times with coworkers and not share good times with horses?


the rage was overwhelming.

so what is the closest you have come to punching somebody over what they said?
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:16 PM   #59
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I had the most overwhelming urge to punch my sister in the face today at home because of what he said. the conversation went something like this...

him: Do you listen to mama?

me: no

him:WHAT! how can you not listen to him?

me: I don't like him.

him: thats so weird. I thought everyone listen to mama.

me I thought that made me normal.

him( proceeds to start singing one of his songs about having sex with women and pussies)

Him: so what kinda music do you listen to?

me: mostly god.

him: do you listen to jesus?

me: not really.

him: How do you like god then and not listen to jesus?


the rage was overwhelming.

so what is the closest you have come to punching somebody over what they said?
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:18 PM   #60
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Go shite in it and wear it as a hat, because you're an idiot.




This has made my day.


Also TS just relax man, you should listen to some Lil Wayne, nigga make you all chill and shit.
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