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Old 10-05-2012, 07:20 PM   #61
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Country is doing a lot of harmonica the children too.


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Old 10-05-2012, 07:25 PM   #62
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:25 PM   #63
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I had the most overwhelming urge to punch my coworker in the face today at taco bell because of what he said. the conversation went something like this...

him: Do you like threads about new amps?

me: no

him:WHAT! how can you not read them?

me: I don't like them

him: thats so weird. I thought everyone reads threads about new amps.

me I thought that made me normal.

him( proceeds to start talking about how spiders suck)

Him: so what kinda threads do you read?

me: mostly ones in the pit.

him: do you read ones about almost punching people in the face?

me: not really.

him: How do you like threads in the pit then and not read ones about almost punching people in the face?


the rage was overwhelming.

so what is the closest you have come to punching somebody over what they said?
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:27 PM   #64
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:34 PM   #65
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this thread and everyone in it is shit

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Old 10-05-2012, 07:36 PM   #66
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looool you guys always overreact to everything. Do you REALLY think op actually wanted to punch the guy?
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:40 PM   #67
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Lil Wayne tries too hard to be Lil B.

Lil B will never be as good as Lil A. They both couldn't hold a candle to Big A though. Or Big B for that matter. Too lil.
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:41 PM   #68
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I had the most overwhelming urge to punch my coworker in the face today at the grocery store because of what he said. the conversation went something like this...

him: Do you listen to Tool?

me: no

him:WHAT! how can you not listen to him?

me: I can't say I've ever set aside time to become accustomed to their music.

him: Oh, I see. You should check them out some time, they're pretty awesome.

me: Yeah, I know Kevin likes them too. Maybe i'll have to.

him( proceeds to start singing one of his songs about pot)

Him: so what kinda music do you listen to?

me: various blues-based derivatives, mostly classic rock and metal.

him: do you listen to Black Sabbath?

me: On occasion yeah, but right now i'm on a bit of a Rush kick.

him: Oh that's cool, yeah they're exceptionally talented musicians.


The conversation ended agreeably, and we continued with our work.

so what is the closest you have come to punching somebody over what they said?
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:41 PM   #69
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Lil B will never be as good as Lil A. They both couldn't hold a candle to Big A though. Or Big B for that matter. Too lil.

I chuckled
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:56 PM   #70
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I had the most overwhelming urge to punch my coworker in the face today at taco bell because of what he said. the conversation went something like this...

him: Do you like sweet, innocent, and adorable puppies?

me: no

him:WHAT! how can you not like puppies?

me: I don't like them.

him: thats so weird. I thought everyone liked puppies.

me I thought that made me normal.

him( proceeds to pet an especially adorable and innocent puppy)

Him: so what kinda animals do you like?

me: mostly cats.

him: do you like orange cats?

me: not really.

him: How do you like cats but not like orange ones?


the rage was overwhelming.

so what is the closest you have come to punching somebody over what they said?
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:31 PM   #71
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I had the most overwhelming urge to punch my coworker in the face today at taco bell because he was a musically intolerant little bitch. the conversation went something like this...

me: Do you listen to lil wayne?

him: no

me:WHAT! how can you not listen to him?

him: I don't like him.

me: thats so weird. I thought everyone listen to lil wayne.

him: I thought that made me normal.

me: (proceeds to start singing one of Lil Wayne's songs about having sex with women and pussies)

me: so what kinda music do you listen to?

him: mostly metal.

me: do you listen to metallica?

him: not really.

me: How do you like metal then and not listen to metallica?


You could tell that his rage was overwhelming.

so what is the closest you have come to punching somebody over their music intolerance?

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Old 10-05-2012, 08:57 PM   #72
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:04 PM   #73
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this one time.

this guy said Milo on my Descendents t shirt looked like ass and titties.

i waited for him to walk away and made sure he was out of earshot.

and totally whispered in my friend's ear that i totally would have punched him in the face if i didn't hurt my wrist masturbating the night before.
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:06 PM   #74
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Old 10-05-2012, 10:19 PM   #75
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I had the most overwhelming urge to punch the soundguy at the local black metal concert of what he said. the conversation went something like this...

him: Do you listen to Dark Throne?

me: no

him:WHAT! how can you not listen tothem?

me: I don't like them

him: thats so weird. I thought everyone listen to Dark Throne

me I thought that made me normal.

him( proceeds to start singing one of their songs about Transylvanian Hunger )

Him: so what kinda music do you listen to?

me: mostly black metal

him: do you listen to Immortal?

me: not really.

him: How do you like black metal then and not listen to Immortal?


the rage was overwhelming.

so what is the closest you have come to punching somebody over what they said?
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Old 10-05-2012, 10:59 PM   #76
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him: Do you like Marvel movies?

me: no

him:WHAT! how can you not like them?

me: I don't like them

him: thats so weird. I thought everyone liked them

me I thought that made me normal.

him( proceeds to start watching The Avengers)

Him: so what kinda movies do you like?

me: mostly DC

him: did you like Green Lantern?

me: not really.

him: How do you like DC movies and not like The Green Lantern?


the rage was overwhelming.

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Old 10-06-2012, 01:09 AM   #77
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TS, you sound like a giant cunt and I hate you.

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