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Old 10-05-2012, 07:46 PM   #1
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If someone were to clone themselves, then have sex with that clone, would this be incest, masturbation or otherwise? Settle a band argument.

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Old 10-05-2012, 07:47 PM   #2
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:48 PM   #3
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I'd write a song about it.

But incest. Your clone isn't you.
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:50 PM   #4
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:50 PM   #5
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So, pretty much masturbation then?
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So, pretty much masturbation then?
While crying, yeah.
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I'd write a song about it.

But incest. Your clone isn't you.

But that's wrong. If you could make a perfect clone with the same memories as you, it would be you. Or better yet, how about this: What if you from two seconds in the future came to sex you up two seconds in the past. The only difference would be an age of two seconds.
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I'd write a song about it.

But incest. Your clone isn't you.


That's so going on our EP
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:52 PM   #9
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I got one that will blow your mind further, could it be considered rape if the clone didn't consent?
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But that's wrong. If you could make a perfect clone with the same memories as you, it would be you. Or better yet, how about this: What if you from two seconds in the future came to sex you up two seconds in the past. The only difference would be an age of two seconds.


But then surely after two seconds of this, you'd have to travel back in time to have sex with yourself in the first place?
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I got one that will blow your mind further, could it be considered rape if the clone didn't consent?


But we'd be the same person - wouldn't we have the same opinions?
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:54 PM   #12
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But that's wrong. If you could make a perfect clone with the same memories as you, it would be you. Or better yet, how about this: What if you from two seconds in the future came to sex you up two seconds in the past. The only difference would be an age of two seconds.
Yeah, the second option would be closer to masturbation.
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:59 PM   #14
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Kinda like if a hooker gets sexually assaulted; is it rape or theft?

I vote incest cuz a clone is just a genetic copy of your body. Not your consciousness. At least with current technology anyway.
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:02 PM   #17
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Incest, defined as sexual intercourse with a member of your immediate family; it doesn't get much more immediate than yourself, and since this clone would be genetically identical to you, it would be a member of your family. At least as much as you yourself are.

Masturbation? No. That's something that you do to yourself, not a representation of yourself, and doesn't involve one person doing it to another. When a second person becomes involved, it becomes something else.

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Old 10-05-2012, 08:02 PM   #18
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It would be more like having sex with a toy. inb4 clones that are exact replicas are human too
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:05 PM   #19
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If someone were to clone themself then that clone would only be a baby, and therefore that someone would be a paedophile.
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:07 PM   #20
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That would be gay, because when I jerk it I don't think about me.
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