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Old 10-05-2012, 08:16 PM   #21
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mmh could we change the clone to be a female version of ourselves...cause ive been told id make a beutiful girl
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:18 PM   #22
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I'd let myself touch myself.
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:24 PM   #23
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If someone were to clone themself then that clone would only be a baby, and therefore that someone would be a paedophile.

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It isn't masturbation unless you are touching yourself, you in another body that looks exactly like you and thinks exactly like you is still you in another body.
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:32 PM   #24
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It has to be incest. Because you obviously need a sample of your own DNA to make a clone, right? And assuming you used some sort of machine to clone yourself, that would technically make it your child, who looks exactly like you. I mean you give a woman your DNA to make life, how is it different by using a machine?
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:47 PM   #25
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It isn't masturbation unless you are touching yourself, you in another body that looks exactly like you and thinks exactly like you is still you in another body.

Actually nevermind, you can by definition masturbate other people who aren't even clones and it is still masturbation.
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:47 PM   #26
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Heres a link to Devin Townsend interviewing himself. Talks about this some at the end. Funny stuff, etc....

http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/10/0...rviews-himself/

Edit: Video stopped working. You're all missing out, I swear.
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:02 PM   #27
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You gotta change the gender of the clone.

But then the real question is, what if you had a baby?
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:31 PM   #28
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I wouldn't have sex with a clone of me. I have a strict no fatties policy and I'm looking a little thick through the waist.
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:35 PM   #29
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If someone were to clone themselves, then have sex with that clone, would this be incest, masturbation or otherwise? Settle a band argument.

Never has a question been so worthy of being in The Pit.

im almost 100% positive this was already a thread. and im pretty sure the question was even structured the same grammatically. i think there was a poll in which the winner was "incesturbation" or some shit.
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:38 PM   #30
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All that is relevant is whether they have identical genes. In this hypothetical situation we might as well assume that they do (although if you were capable of cloning a human I imagine you could tamper with its DNA easily); therefore it's incest. If your clone was of the opposite sex and you got it pregnant my guess would be the risks of birth defects would be tremendous because the genes of the parents are identical. Just a guess, though.

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Old 10-05-2012, 09:40 PM   #31
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i seen dis thread before.

i would totally bang an adult female clone of myself.

not because i want to be outrageous, but because i'm desperate.
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Old 10-05-2012, 09:53 PM   #32
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i seen dis thread before.

i would totally bang an adult female clone of myself.

not because i want to be outrageous, but because i'm desperate.


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Old 10-05-2012, 09:56 PM   #33
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Never has a question been so worthy of being in The Pit.
This question is older than the internet and I guarantee it has been in the Pit many times before.
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Old 10-05-2012, 10:06 PM   #34
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Would you feel pity for your clone if it had a hard time of it, like you would a twin?

Brotherhood and family ties can be a strong invisible bond. I think you would latch onto a clone like a twin, psychologically.

If you forced a dirty sanchez upon your clone, you would pity it afterward. It would be bad and you would regret your momentary bliss on its tenders.
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Old 10-05-2012, 10:08 PM   #35
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Actually nevermind, you can by definition masturbate other people who aren't even clones and it is still masturbation.

Hey, you're pretty hawt. Wanna go out sometime?
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Old 10-05-2012, 10:12 PM   #36
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Old 10-05-2012, 10:29 PM   #37
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That would be gay, because when I jerk it I don't think about me.


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Old 10-06-2012, 01:45 AM   #38
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If its female clones its ok
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Old 10-06-2012, 01:50 AM   #39
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I thought it was a requirement that if you were locked in a room with a clone of yourself that you had to commit to coitus with it after a certain amount of time.

I would consider it incest as its definitely not masturbation. as others stated it doesn't get more related to you than being an exact genetic replica of yourself.
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Old 10-06-2012, 02:22 AM   #40
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It would just be sex with a person with identical dna as you, but not self masturbation nor is it a family member.
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