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Old 10-06-2012, 11:38 PM   #1
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My mom is drunk.

So I just got home, and my mom is pretty drunk. Not like all out wasted, but definitely passed tipsy. She saw me, and told me that she had made a sandwich, and that it was waiting for me in the oven. Next she told my sister that the coloured pencils were in the microwave, so don't let them defrost. I just went on FB and found this:

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Mom: "I drink alone :0"
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Mom: "and Ozzy loves me"
Mom: "hehehe I should have stopped but the bottle looked lonly with one glass l.eft"
Mom: "I got a go bed hehe"
Mom: "i love wine"


So Pit, what type of shit should I do to her while she's in this state?
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:40 PM   #2
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Nothing. Leave her alone.

I'd talk to her about it tomorrow, it sounds like something's bothering her.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:41 PM   #3
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Take care of her and make sure she has a trash can nearby
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:41 PM   #4
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:42 PM   #5
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She sounds upset.

Guilt her into to buying you stuff with her credit card
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:42 PM   #6
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Keep an eye on her and make sure she doesn't hurt herself or break anything.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:42 PM   #7
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Bang her
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:43 PM   #8
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Poop on the toilet seat and say she did it
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:44 PM   #9
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She sounds upset.

Guilt her into to buying you stuff with her credit card


This also have your friends pay to bang her then you can get more stuff via blackmail.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:45 PM   #10
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Give her my address.

Or vice versa.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:47 PM   #11
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:49 PM   #12
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I love these threads because this is when the TS posts his sob story and the Pit's advice is to sex up their relative and the TS never comes back.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:49 PM   #13
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This times one thousand.


Perfect time to get with your mum, she's drunk and won't remember, probably.

she wants you bro.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:51 PM   #14
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Keep an eye on her and make sure she doesn't hurt herself or break anything.

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She sounds upset.

Guilt her into to buying you stuff with her credit card

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Poop on the toilet seat and say she did it
These three. The last one, if nothing else.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:51 PM   #15
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You guys are acting like she suddenly became a baby. She's drunk not comatose.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:53 PM   #16
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You guys are acting like she suddenly became a baby. She's drunk not comatose.



I hardly see a difference
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:58 PM   #17
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I hardly see a difference



It can be a very thin line.

Seriously put saran wrap on the toilets.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:58 PM   #18
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No, she's not in any type of trouble, just bored on a Saturday night. This is getting pretty interesting.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:00 AM   #19
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it sounds like something's bothering her.

It sounds like she loves wine to me
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:02 AM   #20
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No, she's not in any type of trouble, just bored on a Saturday night. This is getting pretty interesting.

What do you mean by interesting?
Would you care to elaborate?
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