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Old 10-06-2012, 04:32 PM   #1
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Arrow "by killing John Lennon I would become somebody"

This was said by Mark Chapman, the guy who shot J. Lennon. However, following this logic, anyone could kill all the worthwhile celebrities and become a somebody (but known as a murderer). Personally, this would make Celebrity Big Brother more interesting, especially the evictions.
But, can you think of any more TV shows which may be spiced up with this 'logic' becomes reality, and what would the titles, of the TV shows, if they were to be changed?
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:34 PM   #2
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"By killing Simon Cowell I could become somebody".

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Old 10-06-2012, 04:38 PM   #3
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"By killing Simon Cowell I could become somebody".

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Pretty much this, or any really popular actor in general.
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:39 PM   #4
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Killing a prime minister, king/queen or president is more note worthy than killing any celebrity.
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:40 PM   #5
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Killing a prime minister, king/queen or president is more note worthy than killing any celebrity.


This. Who knows, you may even go down in the books as the spark of a world war.
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:42 PM   #6
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This. Who knows, you may even go down in the books as the spark of a world war.


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Old 10-06-2012, 04:43 PM   #7
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:44 PM   #8
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Gavrilo Princip was a banana-man.
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:46 PM   #9
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:49 PM   #10
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:51 PM   #11
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"By killing Simon Cowell I could become somebody who made the world a better place".

The name is switchable for any TV hosts/judges.

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Old 10-06-2012, 04:52 PM   #12
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Gavrilo Princip was a banana-man.
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:54 PM   #13
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That's just mainstream propaganda. The banana men are ruthless and hideous. Be on your guard.
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:57 PM   #14
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Old 10-06-2012, 05:06 PM   #15
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Ben Elton wrote an interesting book on this, can't remember what it was called. About a murder in the Big Brother house.
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Old 10-06-2012, 05:18 PM   #16
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By killing in the name of, I can become Zach De La Rocha.
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Old 10-06-2012, 05:26 PM   #17
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By killing in the name of, I can become Zach De La Rocha.

I am so sorry to hear of your misfortune. Is there a cure?

You know, in some situations, suicide is understandable.
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Old 10-06-2012, 05:30 PM   #18
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Old 10-06-2012, 06:17 PM   #19
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I am so sorry to hear of your misfortune. Is there a cure?

You know, in some situations, suicide is understandable.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
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Old 10-06-2012, 06:43 PM   #20
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Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

if I kill you will I become somebody?

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