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Old 10-07-2012, 03:22 AM   #1
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You've Heard of Baptizing the Dead...

But until now, no one bothered to convert dead people to homosexuality. The Mormons have a habit of baptizing dead influential people into Mormonism to allow them to go to heaven.

http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/

With this website, we can convert hopelessly heterosexual dead people into homosexual dead people, starting with the Mormons as a thank you.
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Old 10-07-2012, 03:34 AM   #2
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Old 10-07-2012, 03:34 AM   #3
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Old 10-07-2012, 03:39 AM   #4
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Old 10-07-2012, 03:42 AM   #5
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Uh, I'm pretty for that to work you've actually got to dig up, and ****, the body.
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Old 10-07-2012, 03:43 AM   #6
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Uh, I'm pretty for that to work you've actually got to dig up, and ****, the body.


The creator of the site does it for you. We're just making a list for him.
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Old 10-07-2012, 03:45 AM   #7
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The creator of the site does it for you. We're just making a list for him.

Wow! Now that's convenience!
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Old 10-07-2012, 04:23 AM   #8
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I just gayed Joseph Smith. Do I win?
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Old 10-07-2012, 04:29 AM   #9
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I just gayed Joseph Smith. Do I win?
Well, technically, if the mormon church is the only correct christian faith, then Jesus Christ must obviously be it's original leader...

So even though you're in the lead, you haven't won yet
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Old 10-07-2012, 04:31 AM   #10
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hawww. I hope the gays enjoy Peter Long.
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Old 10-07-2012, 04:47 AM   #11
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Well, technically, if the mormon church is the only correct christian faith, then Jesus Christ must obviously be it's original leader...

So even though you're in the lead, you haven't won yet

Wouldn't God be the original leader?
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Old 10-07-2012, 05:18 AM   #12
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Wouldn't God be the original leader?
Not necessarily of christianity. I was going to say "same thing" at first, but then remembered that this is not the case for mormons. Still, feel free to add him to your ranks; maybe the next virgin birth is egalitarian enough to come from a man? Anyways, who wants to gayify Mormon himself?

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Old 10-07-2012, 06:13 AM   #13
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Uh, I'm pretty for that to work you've actually got to dig up, and ****, the body.

We all know you're pretty, but I don't see how that's relevant.
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