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Old 10-07-2012, 12:02 AM   #21
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It sounds like she loves wine to me

Bingo, she's telling me that it's starting to taste like water.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:03 AM   #22
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Where's your dad at in this situation?
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:03 AM   #23
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steal some money and if she asks about it later say she bought more booze while drunk
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:03 AM   #24
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I think what the Pit needs is pictures of TS's mom in order to accurately assess the situation at hand.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:04 AM   #25
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I think what the Pit needs is pictures of TS's mom in order to accurately assess the situation at hand.

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Old 10-07-2012, 12:04 AM   #26
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I can't stand it when my mom is drunk.

Just the thought is making me go "Rrrrrrgh!"

...Jeez, where's the drink thread?

...I need to make a drink.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:07 AM   #27
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my mom is rarely not drunk
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:08 AM   #28
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Girls just pretend to be drunk for attention.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:09 AM   #29
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Where's your dad at in this situation?

Sitting with her watching TV, and once in awhile coming downstairs to get away from her stupidity. My mom gets super stupid and giggly when she's drunk. I'm got some video that will be handy with blackmailing her later on.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:12 AM   #30
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So what, I'm kinda drunk. Dare me to drive? (Huh, my name is, what, my name is, who, my name is, chicka chiaka slim shady.)

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Old 10-07-2012, 12:14 AM   #31
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Sitting with her watching TV, and once in awhile coming downstairs to get away from her stupidity. My mom gets super stupid and giggly when she's drunk. I'm got some video that will be handy with blackmailing her later on.


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Old 10-07-2012, 12:14 AM   #32
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Yes. Up Mount Everest. You've been dared. Do it.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:16 AM   #33
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So what, I'm kinda drunk. Dare me to drive?

Naw, I like you.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:16 AM   #34
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She's gonna have a hell of a hangover. Wine creates the god damn worse hangovers of any drink.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:25 AM   #35
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It sounds like she loves wine to me

BUT WINE DOESN'T LOVE HER BACK!
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:31 AM   #36
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you gotta work your way in there TS.

" so I see you really love your wine, Got any extra love for me and sir ample titan? "

or maybe light a candle, get some marvin gaye going, then say " you've done me a favour bringing me in to this life, now it's my turn to do you a favour "


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Old 10-07-2012, 12:34 AM   #37
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or maybe light a candle, get some marvin gaye going, then say " you've done me a favour bringing me in to this life, now it's my turn to do you a favour "


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Old 10-07-2012, 12:42 AM   #38
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Oh God!


The thread's already been posted. God can't help her now.

Also, instead of Marvin Gaye, put this on:

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Old 10-07-2012, 12:45 AM   #39
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when my mum's drunk all she does is whine about how she loves us so much and is sorry for all the things she's ever called us.

Seems like your mum wins.
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Old 10-07-2012, 01:07 AM   #40
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Bang her

the way the OP is worded, it think that's what he wanted to do anyway.
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