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Old 10-07-2012, 05:45 AM   #21
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**** no. Why in shits someone wants kids is beyond me. Unless you're female, then you're just naturally crazy.
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Old 10-07-2012, 05:50 AM   #22
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I'm midway through my life and have 2 daughters 5 & 9. I've book a cheap strat copy for my eldest to see if she will play guitar?

Couldn't she just play with your guitars?
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:32 AM   #23
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I just saw the first couple of sentences you wrote, Tarsmith, and all I thought was 'watch out... he's a stalker...' Got worse when you started asking 'are you married?' because I was expecting 'The reason I asked is because I am single...' If so, this thread would be one of the worst dating threads ever
And in answer to your questions... no comment
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:43 AM   #24
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F*ck kids! (not literally)
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:49 AM   #25
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**** no. Why in shits someone wants kids is beyond me. Unless you're female, then you're just naturally crazy.



It's basic human nature.

Also, stop being a sexist dick.
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:57 AM   #26
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Im 19 and have a 7 week old Daughter... she's made me mature a hell of a lot.
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:01 AM   #27
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I'm 32 and have a 5 and 3 year old. I'm old
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:17 AM   #28
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It's pretty awesome, honestly.
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:18 AM   #29
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I just had a brilliant idea! We should have a "bring you child to the pit"-day

Brilliant idea!!!!!!!
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Old 10-07-2012, 10:21 AM   #30
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**** no. Why in shits someone wants kids is beyond me. Unless you're female, then you're just naturally crazy.

lol, you're stupid

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Old 10-07-2012, 11:26 AM   #31
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kids are overrated. get a dog instead.
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:32 AM   #32
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I'm not that old. Don't have kids.


Do dogs count?


I don't have a dog either.


Can we still hang out?
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:34 AM   #33
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Then in a few years Blake bumps into his long lost son on the Pit.
Could make for a touching movie.

Make it happen pit
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:47 AM   #34
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:48 AM   #35
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:53 AM   #36
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:59 AM   #37
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IN HIS BASEMENT.




You know what I mean?
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:00 PM   #38
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I'm 36 and I have three children. Although they're not mine, I just snagged them from some woman's car.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:00 PM   #39
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Well yeah. That's where they are right now.

They have a play room down there.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:01 PM   #40
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